A new study shows that 1 out of every 2 people is an idiot..
Well I'm definitely not an idiot..
*looks at you with compassion*
How do you call a camel with 3 humps?
With empathy, compassion, and honesty. Cancer is hard news, even for a camel.
I treat holocaust deniers with kindness and compassion.
The Wisdom of an Older Man
An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''
''I have no idea, but every time I talk to
The black manager of Walgreen who followed me around because of my race.
After Paris, you would think a black guy would have compassion and not automatically group someone by their race. What a fucking joke, this guy.
I go in there every day and they know my name is middle eastern because of the walgreen's card. He started following me after paris.
Adam felt sad and lonely in the Garden of Eden
"What is wrong, my child?" asked God.
"Lord, I am lonely," relplied Adam, "I wish I had a companion."
"Well, I've got just the one for you," said God. "She's perfect! She is lithe and youthful, and shall always remain so. She utters beauty when she speaks, and she listens with attention and compassion. She will desire
A man walks into a bar....
He comes in looking pretty sad and out of compassion the bartender offers him a coke. A downs it all then the bartender asks him, "how do u feel now?"
Then the man replies, "I don't feel like a beer."
What do compassion and sex have in common?
Without passion it's only cum!
A homeless homie sees Jesus walking by and says, "Aightt Jesus, what you got for me today, I been gooood?"
Jesus replies, "it's all good to me brother, you know the world is yours man, whatever you want. "
"I want the numbers to the lotto" the homeless says, rubbing his hands together anxiously, like there's a genie in a lamp.