Compact

Jokes

Dwarf shortage.

Compact humor.

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What do you call a compact parking spot next to a tree?

Slim

Shady

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What do you call a compact parking spot next to a tree?

Slim Shady

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I used to compact dirt for a living

But it has been pretty depressing lately.

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A tall policeman and a blonde


Cop: "Let's see your license"

"What's that?'


"The thing in your purse with your face on it"

The Blonde pulls out her compact, looks at it, hands it to the cop.

Cop sighs, unzips.

Blonde: "Oh no! Another breathalyzer!"

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A blonde is pulled over for speeding.

Turns out the officer is also a blonde woman.

"Let's see your license"

"What's that?'

"The thing in your purse with your face on it"

The Blonde pulls out her compact, looks at it, hands it to the blonde policewoman.

The policewoman looks at it and says,

"I'm sorry, if i k


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Of course.

Two blondes are walking along and they find a “compact” (for make-up) on the sidewalk.

The first blonde picks it up, opens it and looks in the little mirror.

“Oh!”, she says. “This person looks very familiar!”

The other blonde grabs the compact, looks in the mirror and says,
“Well of course, you dummy. It&rs


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What do you get when you drive a german compact car through a hail storm?

A Volkswagen Golf ball.

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My wife said "If we ever win the lottery, I want you to buy me something compact, shiny, and can go from 0 to 200 in three seconds. I figured why wait, so surprised her that night.....

... with a shiny new bathroom scale.

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A blonde is speeding down the highway...

…and is pulled over by a blonde police officer.

Cop: You were going pretty fast back there. Can I see some ID please?

Driver: <Frantically looking through purse> I must have left it home.

Cop: Well, do you have anything with your picture on it?

Driver: <Hands over compact mirror> I have this!

Cop &a


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What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.

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Two blondes walking

Two blondes were walking down the street when the came across a compact mirror laying on the sidewalk. One of the blondes picked the mirror up and looked in it. She said, "man, this chick looks familiar." The other blonde grabs the mirror, looks in it, and replied "you idiot, that's me."


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The blonde policewoman

A blonde policewoman pulls over a blonde for speeding. She asks the blonde, "Can I see your license please?" The blonde says "What's that?"

The policewoman says "Its a wee square thingy, it's got your picture on it."

The blonde rummages around in the glove box, and comes out with a compact mirror. "Is this it?" she says.


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Two Blondes on a Street

Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"


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A blonde woman in a sports car is cruising down the highway...

...when she gets pulled over by a police car.

Who should step out of the police car but a female, blonde cop.

The cop walks up to the blonde in the sports car and says “Hi. I noticed you were going a little fast back there. Can I see your driver’s license?”

The blonde grabs her purse and rummages around for a minute and then looks at the cop


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The blonde policewoman

A blonde policewoman pulls over a blonde for speeding. She says to the driver, 'May I see your licence please?'. The blonde driver says, 'What's that?'. The policewoman says, 'It's a small square thing, it has your picture on it'. The blonde rummages around in the glove comlartment, then pulls out a compact mirror. 'Is this it?'. The blonde policew


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A cop pulls over a car that was going a bit fast on the highway.

He walks up to the driver's door where he sees the driver is an elderly lady.
*"Excuse me, ma'am, can I see your licence and registration?"*

*"Sure,"* she replies, *"but I'm going to let you know in my glove box with the registration I also keep a loaded revolver."*

*"Thanks for letting me know, ma'am. Is there


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