Commoner

Jokes

How do you arouse an ordinary woman?

Commoner tits.

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Why did the Egyptian priests think the new Pharaoh was going to die young?

Because he was a too-tan commoner.

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If the queen pretended to ve a commoner,

It would be faux nominal.

Sorry, I'll see myself out.

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A question of chromosomes, don't ask him Y

A prince out for a ride in his carriage caught sight of a man who looked very much like him. He called the man over and asked him curiously,

“Tell me, was your mother ever in the service at the palace?”

Holding himself very straight, the commoner replied,

“No, your majesty. But my father was.”


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What do you get when you cross the queen of England with a commoner?

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