Proper sanitation is an important aspect of one's life.

Some might say it's an essential COMMODE-ity

What do you call a loud noise in the bathroom?

A commode-tion

B.C.

A rather old fashioned lady, was planning a couple of weeks vacation in Florida. She also was quite delicate and elegant with her language. She wrote a letter to a particular campground and asked for reservations. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped but didn’t know quite how to ask about the “toilet” facilities. She just couldn’t bring herself to write

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A wife, being the romantic sort...

...sent her husband a text: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: "I am on the commode. Please advise."

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