Combine
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When Sid Vicious took LSD, there was foam everywhere.
That's what happens when you combine acid with a bass.
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What do you get when you combine a gay person and a black person?
a nigger faggot
+1UPVOTEDOWNVOTEHave you seen the documentary where they teach orphans how to combine fractions and create integers?
So wholesum.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine brain supplements and your dinner?
Food for thought.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWho do you get when you combine two conspiracy theories?
Jeffrey EpSTAIN
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine a flat earther and their arrogance?
Flatulence.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine a flat earthier and arrogance?
Flatulence.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEIf you combine seduce and date, you get sedate
No wonder Bill Cosby got it confused
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine the attorney general and a lifelong friend of Trump
Underage Herpes.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTECringe Airlines
What happens when you combine Fox News, CNN, and a Fleshlight.
You get a plane
The right wing, the left wing, and the cockpit.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEIm going to combine a kitchenware and a confectionary shop and call it
Pan or chocolate.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEI like to combine words.
Since Cardi B is a rap artist, I just refer to her as a rapist.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine an elephant and a rhino?
hell if know
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A Dictator :)
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEThere is a new business in town where they combine serving alcohol with traditional wellness treatments...
...today I went in and had a Gin and Colonic.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEYour ability to combine photos into a beautiful and evocative display is amazing!
Well, I am a collage graduate.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine a group of crows, a Hitman, and a chicken?
A murder most fowl.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEI tried to combine two prisoners into one...
... It was confusing
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEIf you cant decide whether Old Town Road is country or rap,
Just combine the two and you get crap.
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0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine Trump and a lie?
The truth!
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine Trump and a hose bib?
A douchenozzle!
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTERacist What do you call black doritos?
I mean, the answer's pretty obvious. you get Negritos. Combine negros and doritos, you get Negritos!
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine Godzilla with a star of David?
A Kaiju.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine flour, water, sugar, salt, yeast, and animal abuse?
PETA bread.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine a wedding and a funeral?
Two funerals
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine a rhetorical question with a joke?
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine Insomnia, Dyslexia and Agnosticism?
A person who is awake at night wondering if there is a Dog!
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEThe eyes have it.
What do you get when you combine a blue eye and brown eye?
Pink eye!
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine a parrot and a shark?
Something that talks your leg off.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
....
got it?
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEI was told to stop eating wheat but I didnt listen
and got run over by a combine harvester.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine Bromine, Xenon, Titanium and a chemist with dyslexia?
BreXiT
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEQ: What do you get when you combine the colors
Commie Red and Coward Yellow?
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A: An Orange Menace.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine Taylor Swift and the internet?
Taylor GIF'ed
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get if you combine a insomniac, a Agnostic with a Schizophrenic and a dyslexic?
A person who argues with himself all night about whether or not there is a dog.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEDo you know, what do you get if you combine a black guy and an octopus?
Neither do I, but it probably picks up cotton well enough.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhy dont In n Out and Chick-Fil-A combine restaurants?
They’re too scared and would just Chick n Out.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?
What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?
Ag I tat Ed.
I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEA scientist makes a new invention
A scientist makes a new invention that is set to change the world, called The Combiner
The machine can combine anything into an odd combination.
The news got out and many were excited for this new technology
The scientist makes it known he is going to the new tech convention, which garnered a huge crowd
When the presentation began and the mach
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTETitles are really hard, but jokes are a bit easier.
A scientist invented a machine that could combine anything for form a hybrid of the objects.
He goes to a convention to present the machine.
For his presentations he decided to combine himself with two objects, a xerox machine and a kitten.
He stands in front of the crowd and brings out the xerox machine and kitten.
He walked into the invention and combined.
The a
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTETitles are really hard, but jokes are a bit easier.
A scientist invented a machine that could combine anything for form a hybrid of the objects.
He goes to a convention to present the machine.
For his presentations he decided to combine himself with two objects, a xerox machine and a kitten.
He stands in front of the crowd and brings out the xerox machine and kitten.
He walked into the invention and combined.
The a
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine an Elephant and a Rhino?
Eleph-Rhino ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTENSFW What do you get when you combine a dog, a bottle of viagra, and two pounds of chocolate?
One dead fucking dog.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine a feminine wig and a leather sandal?
A Mirkinstock.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine a rock and the clown it
a rock-it
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine Reddit and 4chan?
A REEEEEE-post
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo, Forrest Gump and a Pixar animation?
Runtatooie, run!
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEMy dad walked into my room and said...
My dad walked into my room and said “what do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?” He then walked out of my room.
0UPVOTEDOWNVOTEWhat do you get when you combine a cat and an octopus?
A job offer from Hitler.
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