Combine

Jokes

When Sid Vicious took LSD, there was foam everywhere.

That's what happens when you combine acid with a bass.

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What do you get when you combine a gay person and a black person?

a nigger faggot

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Have you seen the documentary where they teach orphans how to combine fractions and create integers?

So wholesum.

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What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?

A Kick-Ass

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What do you get when you combine brain supplements and your dinner?

Food for thought.

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Who do you get when you combine two conspiracy theories?

Jeffrey EpSTAIN

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What do you get when you combine a flat earther and their arrogance?

Flatulence.

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What do you get when you combine a flat earthier and arrogance?

Flatulence.

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If you combine seduce and date, you get sedate

No wonder Bill Cosby got it confused

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What do you get when you combine the attorney general and a lifelong friend of Trump

Underage Herpes.

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Cringe Airlines

What happens when you combine Fox News, CNN, and a Fleshlight.

You get a plane

The right wing, the left wing, and the cockpit.

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Im going to combine a kitchenware and a confectionary shop and call it

Pan or chocolate.

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I like to combine words.

Since Cardi B is a rap artist, I just refer to her as a rapist.

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a rhino?

hell if know

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What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?

A Dictator :)

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There is a new business in town where they combine serving alcohol with traditional wellness treatments...

...today I went in and had a Gin and Colonic.

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Your ability to combine photos into a beautiful and evocative display is amazing!

Well, I am a collage graduate.

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What do you get when you combine a group of crows, a Hitman, and a chicken?

A murder most fowl.

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I tried to combine two prisoners into one...

... It was confusing

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If you cant decide whether Old Town Road is country or rap,

Just combine the two and you get crap.

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Pls don't get offended

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What do you get when you combine Trump and a lie?

The truth!

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What do you get when you combine Trump and a hose bib?

A douchenozzle!

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Racist What do you call black doritos?

I mean, the answer's pretty obvious. you get Negritos. Combine negros and doritos, you get Negritos!

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What do you get when you combine Godzilla with a star of David?

A Kaiju.

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What do you get when you combine flour, water, sugar, salt, yeast, and animal abuse?

PETA bread.

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What do you get when you combine a wedding and a funeral?

Two funerals

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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question with a joke?

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What do you get when you combine Insomnia, Dyslexia and Agnosticism?

A person who is awake at night wondering if there is a Dog!

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The eyes have it.

What do you get when you combine a blue eye and brown eye?

Pink eye!

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What do you get when you combine a parrot and a shark?

Something that talks your leg off.

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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?

....
got it?

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I was told to stop eating wheat but I didnt listen

and got run over by a combine harvester.

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What do you get when you combine Bromine, Xenon, Titanium and a chemist with dyslexia?

BreXiT

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Q: What do you get when you combine the colors

Commie Red and Coward Yellow?

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A: An Orange Menace.

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What do you get when you combine Taylor Swift and the internet?

Taylor GIF'ed

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What do you get if you combine a insomniac, a Agnostic with a Schizophrenic and a dyslexic?

A person who argues with himself all night about whether or not there is a dog.

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Do you know, what do you get if you combine a black guy and an octopus?

Neither do I, but it probably picks up cotton well enough.

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Why dont In n Out and Chick-Fil-A combine restaurants?

They’re too scared and would just Chick n Out.

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What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

What do you get when you combine silver, a personal pronoun, a tattoo, and the short form of Edward?

Ag I tat Ed.

I'm veeeerrrryyyyy agitated.

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A scientist makes a new invention

A scientist makes a new invention that is set to change the world, called The Combiner

The machine can combine anything into an odd combination.

The news got out and many were excited for this new technology

The scientist makes it known he is going to the new tech convention, which garnered a huge crowd

When the presentation began and the mach


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Titles are really hard, but jokes are a bit easier.

A scientist invented a machine that could combine anything for form a hybrid of the objects.
He goes to a convention to present the machine.
For his presentations he decided to combine himself with two objects, a xerox machine and a kitten.
He stands in front of the crowd and brings out the xerox machine and kitten.
He walked into the invention and combined.
The a


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Titles are really hard, but jokes are a bit easier.

A scientist invented a machine that could combine anything for form a hybrid of the objects.
He goes to a convention to present the machine.
For his presentations he decided to combine himself with two objects, a xerox machine and a kitten.
He stands in front of the crowd and brings out the xerox machine and kitten.
He walked into the invention and combined.
The a


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What do you get when you combine an Elephant and a Rhino?

Eleph-Rhino ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

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NSFW What do you get when you combine a dog, a bottle of viagra, and two pounds of chocolate?

One dead fucking dog.

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What do you get when you combine a feminine wig and a leather sandal?

A Mirkinstock.

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What do you get when you combine a rock and the clown it

a rock-it

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What do you get when you combine Reddit and 4chan?

A REEEEEE-post

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What do you get when you combine the Girl with a Dragon Tattoo, Forrest Gump and a Pixar animation?

Runtatooie, run!

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My dad walked into my room and said...

My dad walked into my room and said “what do you get when you combine a joke with a rhetorical question?” He then walked out of my room.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and an octopus?

A job offer from Hitler.

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