Combination

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How did the orphan with one leg die?

Spontaneous combination.

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Marijuana and coffee is my favorite combination

it's the reason ice mocha lot of weed.

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What do you call a combination of a dick and a fish?

A cockroach

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What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimers and diarrhea.

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running, but can’t remember where.

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What do you get when you cross an unemployed person with a broken codelock?

Nothing, that combination doesn’t work.

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Did you know in Amsterdam there's a combination brothel and mechanic shop?

Apparently, they do a two-for-one on rimjobs.

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What is the worst combination of two sicknesses?

Diarrhea and Alzheimer. You’re running, but you don’t know where.

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So I saw a group of youths (6 in total) starting a fight with a ginger lad

He did some sort of MMA combination and knock ever one of them out, turns out he was the carroty kid.

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Two thieves break into a house. Once inside, they sneak into the master bedroom and tie up the naked woman they find in there.

A startled, naked, man comes out of the bathroom, sees what's happening and says, "Please, please, take whatever you want, I will even give you the combination to my safe. Just, please, untie her and let her go." The thieves were surprised by how heartfelt the pleas from the man were. One of them says, "Wow, you must really love your wife in order to beg like that." T


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Old Town Road is a new type of song: a combination of country and rap.

I call it: Crap

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I tried to have safe sex last night...

I failed... I forgot the combination!

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In Jamaica...

...y0ou can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15. In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95. In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £


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TIL College football is actually a combination of two American pastimes

Coercive land grabbing, and exploiting unpaid black labor

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What's a weeaboo's favorite chemical combination?

Uranium Tungsten Uranium

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A few partners and myself are planning to open a combination chiropractic office and marijuana dispensary.

It's going to be a joint joint joint joint joint.

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I just patented my new combination aphrodisiac and stool softener!

SexLax: "Easy come, easy go!"

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My friends and I were trying to make the longest combination of contractions we could think of.

I eventually came up with y’allshouldn’t’ve . When they asked what it is made of I said, you all should not have not. They corrected me, asking where I got the extra not from.

I thought for a second and replied, “I guess I just tied it on at the end!”

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Some people have safes for their guns. I got a gun for what's in my safe!

I forgot the combination...

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A man walked into a bar and saw a beautiful woman.

He sat down next to her and said “Hello there, what‘s your name”. She replied “Carmen, it’s my own name. I gave it to me myself, it’s a combination of my two favourite things in life, cars and men.” The man replied “Well in that cause it’s a pleasure to meet you Carmen, I’m B.J Titsandarse”


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My friend Dave wants to open a combination strip clubmarijuana dispensary.

He want’s to call it Dave’s Pot and Twat

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My friend Dave wants to open a combination strip clubmarijuana dispensary.

He want’s to call it Dave’s Pot and Twat

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As I have learned from my electrochemistry lessons...

The wrong combination of metals can \*potentially\* cause corrosion.

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Some of the worst case scenarios:

1. A case falling on me from an overhead compartment.
2. Someone stealing my case.
3. Realising I've picked up someone else's case by mistake.
4. Not remembering the combination to the lock on my case.
5. Being required to carry a heavy case for a very long distance.

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In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for $1.75

....... a chicken and mushroom pie for $1.60 and an apple pie for $2.15 In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you $2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is $1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for $1.95. In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at $2.50, but you can get two for $3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is $2.25, or two for $3.25. They also offer me


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What do you call the combination of Tesla, SpaceX, and The Boring Company?

3Musketeers

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Someone keeps taking my task manager combination keys off my keyboards.













I’ve lost all control, and I have not alternative but to delete this horrible joke.

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What's an international gathering of Volkswagen vans called?

A combination

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My girlfriend told me she wanted to have safe sex

Now I just have to figure out the right combination

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My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.

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What is Trump's Favorite Key Combination?

Alt Right

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A teachers praises one of their students to his mother

"Johnny excels at pretty much every subject and is really eager to learn. Where did he get his amazing thirst for knowledge?"

"Well, it's a combination really. The knowledge is from me, but the thirst is definitely from his father's side."

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An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the
effects it has on the human body in combination with smoking and staying out
late."

The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving such a lecture at this time of
night?"

The man replies, "That would be my wife."


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A man walks in a general store walks up to the counter with some bird seed and a can of mechanic oil

The cleric scans his items but can't help himself and asks the man why he needs such a specific combination of items, to which the man replies "Well, I just got a Cuckoo clock for my birthday and I'm trying to take good care of it

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What's the key combination to a successful joke?

`CTRL` + `C`

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How do you get rid of a Brazilian?

Wave any combination of red black and yellow in front of them.

🇩🇪 🇧🇪

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I asked my dad, "What's the best way to form a joke?"

He explained, "Well, first, I have to come up with the right combination of words".

"Got it, then what?" I asked

"If I carefully put them together in a particular order, your mum will have sex with me and nine months later a joke pops out!"

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I finally understand the meaning of life

'of life' is a combination of the word 'life' and 'of'. Life is defined by a living creature and of is defined as a word to indicate a point of reckoning.

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Our neighbors named their child Dallen, a combination of Dave and Allen

So we named our new born Freddy, cause he's fuckin ready

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Yule Brinner.

A meal, traditionally eaten during the christmas holiday that is a combination of breakfast and dinner.

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Im going to open a combination brothelsnack shop

I’ll name it Whore D’oeuvres

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I recently opened a combination sandwich shopmini golf course

I thought it was a good idea, but the reviews said the experience was sub-par

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An oxymoron is a combination of an adjective and a noun that are opposite to each other, like cold fire, living dead, deafening silence, jumbo shrimp,

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An oxymoron is a combination of adjective and a noun that are opposite to each other, like cold fire, living dead, deafening silence, jumbo shrimp,

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TIL the word "Muppet" is a combination of "marionette" and "puppet".

It's like how the word "mobster" is a combination of "man" and "lobster".

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If resting on one's laurels is like sitting on your butt and a "hardy" is a hard-on...

Does that mean that the combination of Laurel and Hardy makes Dickbutt?

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Beagles. The new musical super group

Rumour has it that Paul McCartney is joining with the remaining Eagles to create a unique combination sound. The new group, part Beatles, part Eagles, will be called The Beagles

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I'm starting a combination Frozen Yogurt shop and news stand..

It will be called Froyo Information.

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What do a country singer and combination of and SNL character and Jewish Comedian have in common)?

Both would be called Garth Brooks.

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I was carrying the drink I had made to the judge. It was a combination of Lilt and Sprite.

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Hey, are you the combination of fluorine-45 and silver-45?

Because you look like a huge FAg.

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