Comb

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Even though I've gone bald, I still keep my comb.

I just can't part with it.

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My friend went bald years ago, but he still carries his old comb with him.

He just can’t part with it.

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What's the difference between a bald englishman and a bald scotsman?

The englishman buys himself a hat while the scotsman sells his comb.

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My bald friend still carries his old comb with him.

He just can’t part with it.

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I gave my bald brother in law a comb for his birthday.

Oh thanks, he said- I’ll never part with it!

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I gave my bald brother in law a comb for his birthday.

Oh thanks, he said- I’ll never part with it!

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I created an AI to comb rjokes for the top 100 most reposted jokes

It didn’t rank this one

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A dwarf walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a donkey and says "my wife has left me and I'd like your finest lady for the night."

The madam says "no problem, but what's with the honey comb and the mule?"

The dwarf replies, "My wife found a magic lamp and the genie granted her three wishes. She asked for a home fit for a queen and she was given this honey comb. Then she asked for the finest ass in all the land and this donkey appeared. Then she asked for my willie to hang below my knee."


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A midget walks into a brothel with a honey comb and a jackass

He asked the Madame of the brothel for a woman.

The Madame replied "of course but I must ask, what's with the honey comb and the mule?"

He told her that he took them everywhere ever since his wife left him. This was due to his height.

The midget told the Madame his wife had found a magic genie who granted her 3 wishes.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Thanks I’ll never part with it!

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Bald Joke

An old friend went bald years ago, but still carries a comb with him.

He just can't part with it.

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Why is a bees hair sitcky?

Because it uses a honey comb

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What did Donald's ear hair say to the other ear hair, "Comb over"

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What did the Bee say to his wife when he got home?

Honey, I’m Comb!

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My friend went bald years ago, he still carries a comb with him.

He just couldn't part with it.

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I lost my comb

But I just brushed it off

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My friend went bald five years ago, but he still carries a comb.

He just can't part with it.

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My friend went bald five, years ago, but he still carries a comb.

He just can't part with it.

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A comb is the best present a bald man can receive

He’ll never part with it.

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I went bald early in life but I kept my comb

I just can’t part with it

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Just learned that eggs are good for men's hair.

That's why roosters always have a comb.

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How did Moses comb his hair?

He parted it in the middle.

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My wife was doing her hair for Christmas Eve

She seemed to be struggling to comb it. I told her she should have written to Santa about it - he could have told her if her hair was knotty or nice.

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Do you ever wonder about a mullet?

What if the mullet is just a back-hair comb-over?

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Yo mamma so hairy

She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is

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An angry husband stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going


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An angry husband stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going


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What kind of bird doesn't need a comb?

A bald eagle.

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Someone on here just offered to comb my hair

Am I a victim of online grooming?

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I went to the dentist yesterday because I had hair growing around my teeth.

He went through it with a fine-tooth comb.

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Why should you never lend your comb to a bald person?

Because they will never part with it.

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Why did the hair spray tell on the comb?

He was under preasure.

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Yo mama so hairy

She gotta comb her wrist to see what time it is

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?

Im outta hair!!

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

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Why can't trump comb his own hair?

His hands are too small to hold a comb

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Comb over hair! I wanna shake yer hand!

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What does a bee style his hair with?

A honey comb!

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People think America is in need of a comb-over.

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I never thought someone with a comb over could work the poles like a godess

Then tRump showed up

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I want Donald Trump's accountant -- I hear he's the best.

He always makes sure to comb over every number.

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I checked my hotel room for left behind goods and all I found was this lousey comb.

I guess you could say my room was bugged.

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Man of the house

A Man had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'You Can Be The Man of Your House.' He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.

After dinner, you a


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Green Lady

at the bus a cute bald girl wearing green dress
green framed sunglasses, green lipsticks and
green shoes and she sat beside me. She text someone
using her colored green phone, and her nails are also
green. she remove her green sunglasses and she is
wearing green contact lenses. She stop texting with her
green phone and put it inside her green bag and start to se


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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

"Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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A bald man was once presented with a comb as a gift...

He said, "I'll never part with it."

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

"Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

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Katie Price releasing a cover of Aqua's barbie Girl

I'm a barbie Girl,
In a barbie world,
Tits are plastic,
Son's a spastic.
He can't comb his hair,
He dribbles everywhere,
It's fantastic,
Little black spastic,
Come on Harvey lets go party!

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