Coloring

Jokes

Fluoride rinse with all the food coloring in it must be good and bad for your mouth

That's why they call it a wash

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A panda walks into a bar

A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”


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I accidentally swallowed some food coloring yesterday

The doctor said I was okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages.

That’s a lot of coloring when you think about it (Adam Sandler)

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What's red and tastes like blue food coloring?

Red food coloring.

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What's red and tastes like blue food coloring?

Red food coloring

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What do you call a teacher that doesn't like kids coloring outside of the lines?

Border Patrol

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Did you hear about the hairdresser who ingested some hair coloring?

She dyed.

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A panda walks into a bar.

He gobbles some beer nuts, then pulls out a pistol, fires it in the air, and heads for the door.

“Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I am a panda, google me!”

Sure enough, panda : “A tree climbing mammal with distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”


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A panda walks into a bar.

He gobbles up all of the beer nuts, then pulls out a pistol, fires it into the air, and heads for the door.

"Hey!" shouts the bartender. But the panda shouts back and says, "I'm a panda! Google me!"

Sure enough panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”


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I was forced to swallow purple food coloring.

I feel violated

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I was really impressed with Stormy Daniels Memoir

It's 200 pages. I really thought it was going to be coloring book.

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I accidentally drank a little bit of food coloring last night

I ended up dyeing inside.

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I was able to get my hands on some E150a coloring. I wanted to sample it to see if it actually had a taste that I could pick up in some whiskeys. Come to find out it doesn't have any flavor

and all I did was dye a little on the inside

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Theres an old man at an airport...

There’s an old man at an airport standing in line behind a woman with a exotic multi colored Mohawk.

He can’t stop staring and the woman turns around and says, “What the hell are you staring at?”

He responds “oh nothing, I’m sorry.” But he can’t himself from staring anyway.

She turns back around and snaps &ld


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I ingested some food coloring this morning

Outside I felt okay, but inside I was dying

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I accidentally drank food coloring last night.

I’m dying inside.

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How many redditors accidentally drank food coloring and are now dyeing inside?

Apparently all 14,267,447 r/jokes subscribers.

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I accidentally drank some food coloring last night...

I ended up dyeing inside.

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I accidentally ended up drinking some food coloring last night

I ended up dying a little inside

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I swallowed some food coloring. My doctor says I am OK.

But I think I've dyed a little inside.

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Did you hear about what happened to everyone that went to the hair-coloring festival?

They all DYED!


Sorry. Long time lurker, first time poster. Hope it’s OC because I just made it up half-asleep.

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Stop vandalizing coloring books.

They're already printed the way God intended.

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A panda walks into a bar...


A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. "Hey!" shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, "I'm a panda. Google me!" Sure enough, panda: "A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves."


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My grandmother was a somnambulist who had recurring dreams of coloring Easter eggs

Conveniently, she dyed in her sleep last week.

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Just ate some food coloring

I dyed a little inside.

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If I drank a whole bottle of food coloring...

I would dye.

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James Bond is laid off

James Bond is laid off and at the job center, there are only two jobs available, one in a call center and the other in a fabric coloring plant

"Huh, " said Bond, "you expect me to talk?"

"No Mr Bond, " replied the interviewer, "I expect you to dye. "

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A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts.

Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door. “Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”


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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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A bottle of food coloring jumped off a building...

It dyed.

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I swallowed some food coloring the other day. I'll be alright, but it feels like I dyed a little inside.

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I swallowed some food coloring earlier.

I think I dyed a little inside.

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I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

Although the doctor says I am okay, I still feel like I dyed a little inside.

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Did you know that food coloring is very bad for you?

If you happen to drink too much you will dye.

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A Panda Walks Into.....

A panda walks into a bar and gobbles some beer nuts. Then he pulls out a gun, fires it in the air, and heads for the door.

“Hey!” shouts the bartender, but the panda yells back, “I’m a panda. Google me!” Sure enough, panda: “A tree-climbing mammal with distinct black-and-white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”


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My son asked me to explain what coloring eggs had to do with the story of Easter...

"You see, son, we color Easter eggs to remind us that Jesus dyed for our sins."

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I swallowed food coloring the other day

Doctor says I'm okay but I feel like I dyed inside

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I swallowed food coloring yesterday

I'm okay, but I feel like I dyed inside

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Got caught up in a really great book last night...

I didn't stop coloring till 2 o'clock this morning!

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Panda

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager and left the restaurant, "Hey


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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring

The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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Did you hear about the heroin addict who accidentally injected food coloring?

They say he dyed in vein.

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Breaking news: house of a famous soccer player went on fire

During the fire the whole library burnt down.

All of the *two* books were lost.

The player comments to the accident:
"Dammit! I haven't finished the second coloring book... "

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What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

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The unused coloring book.

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?
Her arms are amputated.

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