Coincidence

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Quick one liner

Women wake up yawning, men wake up with an erection. coincidence?

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Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.


You can't tell me that was just a coincidence, man.

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Mission Report: Medical Joke 1

Doctor: "What's your zodiac?"

Patient: "Cancer"

Doctor: "What a coincidence."

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Criminals bring guns to school.

Cops bring guns to school. Must just be a coincidence

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Criminals bring gums to school

Cops bring guns to school. Coincidence?

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My friend is a picky eater, and I think it might prove that he's racist.

I mean, it can't be coincidence that he only eats white people, right?

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence...

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A single statistician walks into a brothel.

Only a fucking coincidence?

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Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.

COINCIDENCE? I think not.

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.

Just a coincidence?

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.

You can't tell me that is a coincidence!

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Classic 3829 - A guy is waiting at the hospital for his wife to give birth

A guy is waiting in the hospital waiting room, while his wife is in labor. There are 3 other men sitting next to him, also waiting for their wives to give birth.

The doctor comes out and says to the first guy, "Lucky you! Your wife just had twins!"
The guy says,"Wow what a coincidence, I work for Twin Cities Construction."

A little while later t


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Sleeping is lit

„lit“ in French means „bed“... can‘t be a coincidence, right?

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Funny situations with your surname. Do you have any?

Thomas Hare: I'm traveling with my former colleague John Rabbit once. During the check-in at the airport the attendant's amazed and asks: "what a coincidence! Where did you guys meet?
"In a magic hat, duh.. Where else?"

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The End of May at the End of May!

Earlier in the year, I used to say "It's strange how it is the end of January in the US but it is the end of May in Great Britain." Now Theresa May handed in her resignation at the May. Coincidence? I think not :)

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To all the people who listen to my Indian accent and automatically assume Im in IT, let me tell you something.

That’s just a coincidence.

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence

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How much is too much?

Four expectant fathers are waiting in a hospital while their wives are in labour. The nurse comes to the waiting room and tells the first man, “Congratulations, you’re a father of twins.”
“What a coincidence,” the man says. “I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”
A little later, the nurse comes back and tells the second man, “You


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An aspiring thief was captured by local authorities attempting to rob a Burger King restaurant. Evidence suggests that this was not the first, but the fifth time he had stolen and all from the same chain. When questioned on this strange coincidence, the thief answered...

“I wanted to be the Burglar King.”

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Intresting :o

I was born on my birthday what a coincidence!

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar...

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence .

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A white guy gets Wendy tattooed on his dick.

It only shows “Wy” when flaccid.

He goes on vacation to Jamaica. In the bathroom peeing, he glances over at a Jamaican guy next to him and sees “Wy” tattooed on his dick too.

He says, What a coincidence! Is your wife named Wendy too?

The Jamaican man notices the guy’s dick tattoo and says, Nah mon.. mine says “Welcome to


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Four expectant fathers pace back and forth in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor.

The nurse enters and tells the first man, “Congratulations, you’re the father of twins!”

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“What a coincidence,” the man says. “I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team.”

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A little later, the nurse returns and tells the second man, “You are the father of triplets!&


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What do your mom and a cow have in common

They’re both big and fat and let’s face it they fucking stink , bad! One worse then the other and if I’m Being honest sure it’s the cow that smells worse but not by much.not much at all. In fact the only difference I see really is that a cow walks around on four legs while your mom walks on two, barely. If you could call want she does “walking” . She mainly shuf


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Hitler died in 1945. Trump was born in 1945.

Coincidence? I don't think so.

Mystery? Maybe

Hotel? Trivago

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

Now you can’t tell me that’s just coincidence!

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar...

*<Screams at the top of lungs>* "YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT'S A COINCIDENCE!"

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A mathematician , a physicist and an engineer talk about numbers

Mathematician: π is the most beautiful number
Physicist: I like e most
Engineer: What a coincidence! 3 is my favorite number, too!

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Four expectant fathers.

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room,   while their wives were in labour.

The nurse tells the first man,   "Congratulations!   You're the father of twins!"

"What a coincidence!   I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"

The nurse returns and tells the second man,   "You


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Four expectant fathers.

Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room,   while their wives were in labour.

The nurse tells the first man,   "Congratulations!   You're the father of twins!"

"What a coincidence!   I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!"

The nurse returns and tells the second man,   "You


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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT IS A COINCIDENCE!!!!

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Two conspiracy theories walk into a bar.

You can tell me that was just a coincidence, man.

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.

Now, you can't tell me that's just a coincidence.

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3 men go to a hotel late at night

Only one room is left and there is only one large bed to sleep on, the men decide to go and share it.

The morning after...

Man on the left: Guys, I had an awesome dream last night. I hooked up with this smoking hot blonde and got a handjob!

Man on the right: whoa, what a coincidence... I had a similar dream but with a red head!

Man in the middl


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Three conspiracy theorists walk in a bar.

You can't tell me that's just coincidence.

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Due to the amount of coincidence that happened for Hitler to become a dictator

We can safley assume that if there is a god, he sure isn't jewish

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A chicken farmer goes into a bar....

A chicken farmer goes into a bar, takes a seat next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"
He turns to her and says, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating,&quo


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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that was just a coincidence

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3 Conspiracy Theorists walk into a bar...

You can't just tell me its a Coincidence!

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You have a very unattractive bum.

What a coincidence that we have the same name for my 35 year old, unemployed, basement dwelling son.

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that it's just a coincidence...

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Coincide and coincidence sound very similar and mean similar things...

It coincides far too well to be a coincidence.

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Doctor: Whats your zodiac sign? Woman: Cancer

Doctor: What a fucking coincidence

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Isn't it a huge coincidence...

That Jesus was born on the same day as Christmas, how crazy is that?!

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Isn't it a massive coincidence...

That there are the same amount of national flags and countries in this world.

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Cops are ok with a hitmiss ratio of 35 on the shooting range.

Coincidence?

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Hitler died 1945, Trump was born on 1946

Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Mystery? Maybe.
Hotel? Trivago

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Girl:International toilet day and international mens day are on the same date! What a coincidence...

Boy:this is because you”ll sit on both of them

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Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence...

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Dad, what does coincidence mean?

“Weird. I was just about to ask you the same thing.”

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