Codeine

Jokes

What drugs are IT Engineers addicted to?

Codeine.

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Did you hear about the time Bill Gates found a cockroach in his drugs?

There was bugs in his codeine.

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Why is it so hard for programmers to get a prescription for pain killers?

They have a history with codeine.

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What am i doing after taking lots of codeine?

I literally ain't doin' shit...

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Everyone calls me a druggie when I tell them I like codeine...

Such a negative stereotype for computer science majors to have.

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