Dave was born without eyelids so they circumcised him and used the skin.
This left him a little cockeyed.
Did you hear about the kid born without eyelids?
Doctors were doing a circumcision anyways and used the foreskin for new eyelids.
Don’t worry, he’s fine. He’s just little cockeyed now.
Did you hear about the baby that was born without eye lids?
They circumcised him and used that skin as eye lids. He was always a little cockeyed
Did you hear about the boy born without eyelids?
The doctors used his foreskin as eyelids instead....
They say he’ll be cockeyed.
Did you hear about the kid born wo an eyelid?
When they circumcised him, they used the extra skin to fix his eyelid.
The procedure went fine, he's a little cockeyed now though...
Have you guys heard about the kid born without eyelids?
The doctors used his foreskin as eyelids after they circumcised him.
He's fine now but he's just a bit cockeyed
Tommy was born without eyelids
So they circumcised him and used the skin to create eyelids. The operation was a success, he's just a little cockeyed.
I was born without eyelids
I was circumcised and my foreskin was used to create eyelids for me. The surgery was a success, I'm just a little cockeyed.
Ben was born without eyelids
So they circumcised him and used the skin.
The operation was a success, he’s just a little cockeyed.
The neighbour was banging on the door the other night accusing my son of getting his daughter pregnant.
How could he, he only looked at her I said.
Well he must be cockeyed he screamed
A baby boy was born without eyelids.
The doctors decided to circumcise him and use the foreskin to create eyelids for him. It all went well except he is a little cockeyed.
Did you hear about the baby boy born with no eyelids?
The doctors were able to use his foreskin as new eyelids after the circumcision. They say he will have a full recovery. He just might be a little cockeyed.
So a man had his eye lids burned off in a fire and the doctors used a new procedure to replace them with his foreskin
He came out just fine besides being a little cockeyed.
My neighbor just just had a baby boy born with no eyelids.
When they did the circumcision they used the skin to make him some eyelids.
He's doing great, just a little cockeyed.
There was a baby boy born at the hospital without eyelids.
So the doctors circumcised him and used his foreskin as eyelids. He's doing fine, he is just a little cockeyed
So this baby was born without eyelids.
The parents were distraught, asking the doctor "What can you do to help him??"
Doctor says, "Well here's what I can do. We can remove some of the skin from his penis, and attach it to his eyeballs, and that way he'll have eyelids.
"Only problem is that he's going to be a little cockeyed the rest of his life".
Did you hear about the kid who was born without eyelids?
They used his foreskin to make eyelids. The poor little kid is gonna be *cock*eyed the rest of his life.
Boy born with no eyelids!
The Dr. used the foreskin from the circumcision. Now the boy is cockeyed
A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some. Everything turned out fine, except...
the doctor said he was a little cockeyed.
So there was a baby boy born without eyelids...
As a quick response to his medical condition, doctors decided to use the new born's foreskin to make a set of eyelids, and have them surgically attached. Amazingly, the procedure went perfect, and the eyelids worked just like they needed to. The only side effect from the surgery was that he became a little bit cockeyed.
- A joke from my father
Last night, I poked a woman in the eye with my penis
She's gone a bit cockeyed since.
Did you her about the boy that was born without any eyelids?
They used the foreskin from the circumcision to make them. I guess you could say he was a little cockeyed.
A child was born with no eyelids, so doctors created some using his foreskin
It worked okay, but he was a little cockeyed
A baby boy was born last week with no eyelids.
They used his foreskin to graft eyelids.
The poor kid is now cockeyed.
A baby boy was born without eyelids. After the circumcision, the doctors used the foreskin to make eyelids.
Now he's cockeyed.
Did you hear about the boy born without eyelids?
The doctors said they could give the boy eyelids made out of his foreskin. The only problem is that he would be a little cockeyed.
A young burn victim gets new eyelids made from his foreskin!
Doctors say he will be a little cockeyed.
My dick hangs off to the left a bit.
I guess you could say that it's a tiny bit cockeyed.
Did you hear about the woman who had a face transplant...
They had to use human foreskin for her eyelids. She's going to be a little cock'eyed for the rest of her life.
Ohh dang, did you guys hear about the cockeyed monk?
He really couldn't control his pupils
Some years ago there was a baby boy born to a happy family. However the doctors were shocked to see that he was born without eyelids. The baby was destined to be blind so the doctors were scrambling to find a solution for him.
One of the doctors suggested he simply learn to be blind, another suggested that they give him a seeing eye dog.
The third doctor piped up and sai