Coarse

Jokes

Which stormtroopers did Vader hate most?

Sandtroopers. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.

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Which stormtroopers did Vader hate most?

Sandtroopers. They're coarse and rough and irritating and they get everywhere.

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How is your mom's vagina like sand?

It's coarse and rough, it's irritating...

And somehow it gets everywhere.

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A limerick about vaginas I wrote five years ago

There once was a gal from Cancun,
Who had a most curious poon.
T'was coarse like a thistle,
But tight as a whistle,
And whilst cumming, could play you a tune.

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My grandpa needed some sandpaper

So he went over to Joe’s Pretty Good Stuff and went over to the sandpaper aisle. After browsing a bit an employee stopped by and asked if he needed any help, to which my grandpa accepted. He needed to send some mahogany wood for a shelf he was building, the employee suggested his favorite brand, but the grit was too high. He suggested another, but it was a little too coarse. But one stuck ou


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A curious boy asks his friend is hardcore porn rough?

His friend replied “of coarse!”

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Some women are like coarse sand paper

They’re great at stripping!

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What do you call a basic university class on golf facility management?

A coarse course course.

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I took a Geology class focusing on sand

I didn't like it much, my teacher had a very coarse voice and it was rough listening to her every day.

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For the Civil engineers and contractors of Reddit

Coarse aggregate to sand : “How are you?”

“I am fine”

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What emerged from the Olympic pools and wreaked havoc in Rio?

The Lochte-Mess Monster of coarse.

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Had Irish 7 coarse meal for lunch today

6 pack and a baked potato. Was delicious!

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To add insult to injury...

...James poured Saxa Coarse into Stephen's wound.

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A silly old man came to my work and told me this joke and it stuck with me.

Out in the middle of the country was a general store.

A man was riding in one day and saw a dog sitting next to the door.

He walks by the dog and goes into the store to get what he needs.

After buying his items he asked the owner of the store if his dog bites strangers.

Which he replied with, "Of coarse not, he's as sweet as granny&#


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