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What goes: Clop Clop Clop Bang Bang Bang Clop Clop Clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang

An Amish driveby

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What makes the sound clippity clop bang clippity clop bang?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What goes clippity clop clippity clop clippity clop bang bang clippity clop

An Amish Drive By

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What goes Clop Clop, Bang, Clop Clop?

An Amish Drive By

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Two hunters are in the woods

They are strolling through the woods when they come across a sink hole.
The first Hunter says to the other "man, that sure looks deep, I can't even see the bottom!"

The second Hunter says "well why don't we throw something down and listen for it to hit the bottom." He grabs a stick and drops it in. "Phewwwwww......." But it never hits the


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What goes "clip clop clip clop bang bang clip clop clip clop?

A 1830s ride by shooting.

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What music do horses listen to?

Clip Clop.

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What goes clip clop clip clop... BANG BANG clip clop clip clop

A drive by shooting in Amish town!

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What goes clop-clop,bang-bang,clop-clop?

Amish drive-by.

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Two men are walking down the street when they notice an enormous hole

The hole appears bottomless and the men, being men, want to see how deep it is. They find an anvil near by, grab a side each, shuffle over to the hole and chuck it in. The anvil drops like a stone but makes absolutely no noise. The men look at each other with a puzzled expression. Suddenly they hear this rapid “clip clop clip clop clip clop” in the distance getting louder and louder un


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Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop

Amish drive-by shooting.

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Q: What goes clop, clop, clop - BANG! BANG! BANG! - clop, clop, clop?

A: An Amish drive-by shooting.

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What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

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What goes 'clippidy clop bang bang clippidy clop'?

An Amish drive-by.

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What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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What goes "clip-clop-clip-clop-bang?"

An Amish drive by.

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What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP BANG BANG CLOP CLOP?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What goes clip-clop clip-clop bang!?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

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What goes "Clop clop clop, bang bang bang, clop clop clop"?

An Amish drive-by shooting.


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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

*clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

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CLOP CLOP CLOP BANG BANG CLOP CLOP CLOP. And a man died

Those damn Amish pulled a drive-by

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What goes CLOP CLOP CLOP, BANG BANG, CLOP CLOP CLOP?

An Amish drive-by shooting

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What goes clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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What goes clop clop, clop clop, Bang! Bang! Clop clop...

An Amish drive-by shooting.

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A chain email from September 29, 2000

I was cleaning up a room in my basement when I found a printed out chain email from September 29, 2000 containing several *killer* jokes. Prepare for a blast from the past!

* How do you get holy water?
>You boil the hell out of it!

* What do fish say when tey hit a concrete wall?
>Dam!

* What do eskimos get from sitting on the ice to


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What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

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What goes "clop clop bang bang clop clop?"

Amish drive-by.

*An old groaner brought to mind by [current events](http://www.opposingviews.com/i/society/guns/horse-pulling-amish-buggy-shot-dead-pennsylvania-drive). As always, I'm so very sorry.*

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What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

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What goes "Clippity Clop Bang Bang, Clippity Clop Bang Bang"?

An Amish drive by shooting

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What goes "Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, clip clop, clip clop"?

Amish drive by shooting.

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