A young man arrives in town looking for work
He goes to door to door asking if anyone has odd job that will pay for his travel to the next town
After getting turned down he finally arrive at a large house where the owner say "well I've got a few jobs that need doing but you probably will say no."
The young man says "try me"
so the owner says "ok. First job is worth $50 I n
In India we have long distance trains which are pulled using engines and have toilet facilities, and seats which double as beds. It issues two types of tickets one is to ride the train (used by people to travel short distances, 8-10hrs) and another is to ride the train and have a seat assigned (used for longer distances).
We also have, in certain c
We were driving down the road when a koala cut ahead of us and knocked into the car.
We sped up alongside of him and yelled out "Hey, you clipped us."
Why did the prisoners get there toenails clipped?
Because the microwave was broken!
What do you call a Phoenix with it's wings clipped?
There once was a dog who like to walk the railroad tracks
One day he was a little too close as a train came by and it clipped off the end of his tail. Wondering where it went, he peered over the tracks and the train took his head clean off.
The moral of the story, never risk your head for a little bit of tail.
Can anyone help me make a joke about running over a child?
My dad recently clipped a child on his way to pick my brother up from school. Everyone was okay and everything is sorted out, but he's been noticeably sad and depressed and stuff. I could not come up with any jokes, sadly. Can anyone help me out?