Do you how to identify geology students from a crowd?
Just say cleavage and they will be the only ones that don't have a reaction.
What do you call the cleavage between the breast implants?
My wife wants larger breasts. I told her to just rub toilet paper in her cleavage twice a day, they'll get bigger. She scoffed, "That's ridiculous." I replied....
"Well, it certainly worked for your ass."
What do you call the cleavage between breast implants?
How do geologists get their rocks off?
By breaking them and staring at the resulting cleavage!
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You look, you get a sense of it, and you look away.
AND you can look longer with sunglasses!
How do you call the cleavage of an underage teenage girl?
A boobie trap
What do you call the cleavage of a person who had a boob job?
What did a hot young girl with cleavage do?
Made you look!
Cleavage is like the sun
You can look but don’t stare unless you’re wearing sunglasses
What do you call a guy that accidentally glances at a woman's cleavage?
A guy wakes up from a coma
All i remember is getting on an elevator with a gorgeous woman and her husband. She had a beautiful cleavage and i couldn't stop staring at it. She then looked at me and told me "Can you please press one?".
A female customer at a store tries on a new dress
Customer: Isn't the cleavage on this dress a bit too revealing?
Salesman: Ma'm, that entirely depends on whether you have a hairy chest.
Customer: (shocked) No! How dare you? Absolutely not!
Salesman: Okay... hmm... Then it could indeed be a bit too revealing.
A professor in Med school is explaining the anatomy of the penis,
Professor : the penis is an external genital organ,
And has no bones.
A female student said : but it's always hard sir !
He then replies : with that cleavage, you would give the mother f**ker a BONER every time !
If the space between a woman's natural breasts is called "cleavage,"...
Then the space between a woman's fake breasts must be the Silicone Valley?
What do you call Kim Kardashian's cleavage?
The silicon valley
My mother always said cleanliness is next to godliness. ...
Godliness is next to Go-cart. Cleanliness is next to cleavage. I looked it up in the dictionary.
What do you call a girl's boobs if they are rough?
fracture (instead of cleavage)
Why are all Geologists Ass Men?
Because Rocks have all the Cleavage they need.
An old, boring married couple of 40 years were getting ready for bed. The wife felt as though her husband hasn't recently been noticing her the way he used to and wanted to do something out of the ordinary to see if he would notice. She decided that this evening she would put on the same nightgown she has worn since they were married on backwards. Doing this made her cleavage show quite a bi
What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?
Why did the Geology teacher get sent home?
She was showing too much cleavage
What does the sun and cleavage have in common?
You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses.
What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants?
Sometimes I look down at my cleavage and I'm like, "wow!"
"That's where the rest of that cookie went!"
A guy wakes up from a coma.
His doctor asks him what he remembers.
- All i remember is getting on an elevator with a gorgeous woman and her husband. She had a beautiful cleavage and i couldn't stop staring at it. She then looked at me and told me "Can you please press one?".
You mama's so fat...
She shows cleavage when she wears a turtleneck.
Why is Biotite the hottest mineral?
It has recently been discovered that the cleavage between women's breasts did not exist until biblical times.
Around this era, Moses parted the C's.
Why do young women wear cleavage?
Q: Why do young women wear cleavage?
A: So you can see their tits.
Q: Why do older ladies wear miniskirts?
A: Same reason.