A fertility clinic put up an ad for a male weapon,
The applicants needed more clarification so they asked,
The clinic informed them that they’re looking for a male weapon of mass penetration.
Its a shame it wont let me post my joke on blind people
Cuz now like them you’ll never get to see it (I feel I need this little clarification blind people are amazing and this is only for Jokes)
After a clarification of Mr. Mercutio's dying wishes ...
... the commemorative plaques installed outside the ancestral homes of Houses Capulet and Montague have been removed.
What does one one ocean say to the other ocean if it wants clarification?
“Can you be more Pacific?”
The viruses discussed in Virology Lecture 542018...
Krypto Virus (Legends) — destroys the victim’s body one cell at a time until their flesh falls apart completely
Blue Shadow Virus (Canon) — affliction that has been proven fatal 48 hours post-infection, and is incurable
If this really needs clarification, these are from the Star Wars universe.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Edit: For clarification, that's the joke.
So the wife wanted to get kinky. I am a fan of the standard textbook operations, no need for variation,but I am up for trying something new.
Foreplay commenses, and I ask what are you thinking? She tells me that she wants me to take off her panties. OK. Take off my boxers. OK. Reach down.. Oh yeah... And stick your balls in, no shaft.
I am all "WHAT!" "THAT'S JUST FUCKING NUTS! "
She said " Yeah, and...? Is there a problem?"
Serious request: do you have a nice joke for a job interview?
Request: job hunting and some crazy new recruitment tactic is to tell a joke to the interviewer. Obviously not dirty jokes allowed. Can you tell me a smart, clean, and office suited joke. I want to be prepared and show that I have sense of humour. With the added value of getting hired. It is an office management sector.
if this is against the rules, please point me to a better
How a single alphabet can offer greater clarification.
"Expensive as hell" means that you've just spent a lot of money. "Expensive ass hell" means that you've spent that money in an overpriced Mexican restaurant.
New subreddit. Anyone interested in humour in FrenchFrench humour?
I know by times it's difficult to grasp foreign humour but please feel free to ask for clarification what we as French see funny.
To advanced learners it might serve as a confirmation and incite them to improve further.