When you're being racist to an Asian, it's not racist.
How do you call a pharmacist in a barn?
My friend wanted to punch a stingray to avenge Steve Irwin
I tell him “not all Stingrays are bad, you’re being a total ray-cist.”
What do you call a confusing sharp pain in the ass immediately after a break up?
An ex or cist?
A white eraser was being mean to a black eraser.
It was being era-cist.