Circuit

Jokes

What do Crossfitters and Electricians have in common?

Lots of Circuit Training

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What did the barretter say to the fried circuit

I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist.

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I never understood circuit diagrams

They confuse me !

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My friend said she teaches circuit training classes..

I'll bet she's the driving force behind her students' motivation.

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If I travel to the Australia now, I would be in 2019

So that means if I circuit from same path around world, I would be in 2020 right?

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How can you fix a short circuit?

Lengthen it

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What do you call a circuit board that identifies as a different electronic component?

A transistor

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What do you call it when two robots finally start a conversation with each other?

A circuit breaker.

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A man was installing an electric circuit in my house.

He said, 'Do you mind if I dip this thin metal thread into my coloured fluid?'

'Why the fuck would I care?' I asked.

He said, 'I'm only ink wiring.'

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A man was installing an electric circuit in my house.

He said, 'Do you mind if I dip this thin metal thread into my coloured fluid?'

'Why the fuck would I care?' I asked.

He said, 'I'm only ink wiring.'

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Will you be there?

A couple got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent, angry, cried: "I'll law you to the Circuit Court!"

"I'm willing," said the other.

"Well then I'll law you to the Supreme Court!"

"And I'll be there."

"And I'll law the hell!&qu


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I just did some circuit training.

I was a streaker at the Grand Prix.

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Short in the Frontostriatal Circuit

This actually happened one morning at work.

One of my friends showed me his watch. The time on the watch was changing sporadically: 5:24, 12:01, 8:39, 1:44, etc.
He said, "Look! My watch is having a stroke!"
My response, "I don't know about a stroke, I'd say it's more likely a short in its Trisynaptic Circuit."


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I stuck an electrical circuit in her vagina....

Then I got charged with battery.

^^^ thanks ^^^/r/news ^^^for ^^^the ^^^showerthought

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BREAKING: Ninth Circuit orders North Korean test sites to remain open

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Donald Trump was visiting an Army base when he accidentally caused a Boeing 747 to short circuit and blow up, killing him. People everywhere across the nation mourned.

Someone was going to have to pay for a new Boeing 747

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Why didn't the electrician allow his fellow gym-goer to work in?

Because he was doing a circuit.

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Which course did Hillary Clinton select when playing Mario Kart?

The short circuit

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TIL of Cunningham's Law: "the number of transistors per square inch on integrated circuits had doubled every year since the integrated circuit was invented"

Very interesting, I suppose computers will just get more and more powerful?

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There are 2 light bulbs in a circuit. One day a strong current passes through bursting the first bulb.

The bulbs friend was fine until he noticed that he was next. He realised that this was series

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How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?

*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*

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Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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The Dog Switch

It's common practice in England to ring a telephone by signaling extra voltage across one side of the two wire circuit and ground (earth in England). When the subscriber answers the phone, it switches to the two wire circuit for the conversation. This method allows two parties on the same line to be signalled without disturbing each other.

An elderly lady with several pets calle


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An electrician walks into intensive care

and yells: ‘Hold your breaths, I am about to start replacing circuit breakers’

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How long is a short circuit?

As long as it takes to ***find*** it!

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One of my friends is a hardcore racist...

you should see the way he drives at the racing circuit.

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Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit

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A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died

you could say he short-circuited

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I tried building a robotic midget...

but it had a short circuit.

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

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How did the electron get fit?

Circuit training.

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The Post Office

I went for a job at the Royal Mail sorting office yesterday. After the interview I was given a tour of the depot.

I asked the guy taking the tour "What's that machine?"

"That's the Acme 3000 Auto Sorter System. It can sort 150,000 letters an hour and it's 99.5% accurate. It's controlled by 12 supercomputers, each of which is 5000 times m


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What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

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Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

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How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Dont know. The little bastards keep frying as soon as they hit the circuit.

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Before the leaderless trekkie study group could solve the big circuit problem...




They needed to finish their Kirchoff

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