A Father named his 3 children after what fell on their heads as babies
His First child asked him, "Father, why did you name me daisy?"
And he responded saying "Because a daisy fell on your head when you were born."
His second child asked "Dad, why did you name a sunshine?"
And he answered saying "Because sunshine fell upon you when you were born."
3 girls and thier mother were walking through a park...
Girl 1 turned to her mother and said...
Girl 1: Mommy, why is my name Lily?
Mom: Because when we took you out of the Hospital, a Lily petal fell on your head.
The second Daughter, now curious, asks the same question...
Girl 2: Why is my name Rose?
Mom: When we took you out of the Hospital, a rose petal landed onto your head
A baby cow walks up to a mom cow and says
"Mommy,why is my name rose",the mom says "because when you were born a rose petal fell on your head".a 2nd cow asks "why is my name lily?" the mom says "because a Lilly fell on your head when you were born".a third cow comes over and says "dur glu fo dur.".the mom then says "shut up cinder block!"
Some kids were throwing cinder blocks off an overpass at oncoming cars
They would tie a rope to the cinderblock, throw it off, and watch as drivers would react, swerving and slamming on their breaks.
One day they threw one off and a semi came through and hit the cinder block. The boy who threw it was still holding on to the rope and the truck driver continued to drive, ripping the boy’s arm off in the process.
Authorities arrested the
Whats the name of the Disney princess that got burned?
What does a fat white chick and a cinder block have in common???Both will eventually get laid by a Mexican!!!
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What do a fat girl and a cinder block have in common?
Eventually, they'll both get laid by a Mexican.
What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?
A Mexican is going to lay them one day
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There were 4 cows in a field, 3 baby cows and their mother.
The first baby cow says "momma why'd ya name me daisy?
The mother cow says "Well because, when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second baby cow says "Then, momma why is my name rose?"
The mother cow says "Because when you were born a rose fell on your head."
There Had Recently Been A Global Epidemic...
...Billions of people were dying. As a result, there was a line of souls waiting to get into heaven. God had become overwhelmed. He said to one of his angels "Go wait at the gates of heaven and only let in people who had a unique death." So the angel goes.
The angel gets to the gate and the first soul comes up. The angel asks "How did you die?" The man's soul replied
A guy walks into a bar with a cinder-block and orders 2 drinks.
He says "One for me, and one for the road!"
The mother of three children is lying in the hospital on her death bed.
Her daughter Rose walks in, "Mom, why did you name me rose?" "Because the day you were born a rose petal fell on your head so we named you 'Rose.'"
Then, her daughter Orchid asked her, "Mom, then how come I'm named Orchid?" "Because when you were born, an orchid pe
What do fat girls and cinder blocks have in common?
They both get laid by Mexicans.