Cicada

Jokes

How is a cicada like a neckbeard?

They both spend years living underground and when they emerge all you hear is endless whizzing.

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A cicada crawled up my butt while I was sleeping last night.

I'm not worried though. It'll come out in 13 years.

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Why did the cicada throw away the loaf of bread?

It was *molt-y*

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