Once there was a girl named Darling...
They tried to turn The Bible into a song but it didn't become a hit.
There's too many verses and not a chorus.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To catch a glimpse of the other side.
Laurens leads a soldiers chorus on the other side.
His son is on the other side.
He's with his mother on the other side.
WASHington is WATCHing from the other side.
TEACH ME HOW TO SAY GOODBYE
I heard that the writer of The Lion Sleeps Tonight came up with the entire chorus while waiting for a bus, but it took him two more years to finish the song.
It just goes to show that where there’s awimb, there’s aweh.
What do you call a crazy song chorus about Chinese food?
An Insane lo main refrain
Three nuns were fatally injured in a horrific auto accident on Halloween night.
Being the holy women that they were, the three of them ascended into heaven.
The nuns were stopped at the gates of St Peter.
St Peter said to the nuns “Behold! The gates of your eternal kingdom & glory. Being Halloween night, I must ask each of you a biblical question which will prove if you have indeed taken those solemn vows, OR you three are merely impost
A producer has returned from seeing a magnificent Broadway revue
The show had a dozen chorus girls performing the such dazzling choreography. He was absolutely mesmerized by the performance.
As a producer, he decides that this is just the kind of show that he should back. But he decides to do things on an even grander scale.
If a dozen chorus girls was great, a dozen dozen chorus girls should be even more outstanding.
Not only is Pop music disgusting by the chorus,
but also per verse.
Sometimes when I'm singing a song a get an urge to skip the chorus...
But I always refrain
True maturity is when you can sing the whole of Macklemore's 'thrift shop' whiteout pausing half way through the chorus: this is ....... Awesome!
I got kicked out of the chorus line I was with.
I just couldn’t stay in sequins.
What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?
Um Gwalla gwalla
The state senator was seeking votes for his election campaign for Congress and decided to visit the local Indian reservation. He stood in the large community hall and told the Indians what he would do for them if he was elected.
"I think the time as come when you people deserve to really control your own destiny," he said.
From the crowded auditorium cam a responding chorus,
What is the difference between a chorus line and an acrobatic team?
One displays a cunning array of stunts!
Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One is a Snack Cracker!
Kayne West was originally going to sing John Legend's recent hit song
But they gave it to John Legend after Kayne changed the chorus to: "Cause all of me, loves all of me. Love my curves and all my edges. All my perfect perfections"
Only in America
A European Count who had a fascination with the American West, arranged for a trip to a Texas town named Outlaw. Outlaw was small but didn't know it and the town fathers were determined to impress the Count with their worldliness. They arranged to have the local orchestra perform Beethoven's Ninth Symphony at the school auditorium after the traditional rodeo and barbecue.
A guy is walking past the grounds of the state mental hospital. The hospital is surrounded by a tall wooden fence, more for privacy than for security. As he walks past he hears a chorus of excited inmates chanting: "THIRTEEN! THIRTEEN! THIRTEEN!".
Curious about what is going on inside, the man finds a knothole in the fence and starts to peek inside. As soon a
The Sandy Hook chorus are singing America the Beautiful at the Super Bowl
Thank goodness it's not at a track meet or the starting guns might bring back some memories.
What is the difference between a chorus line and a circus?