Chore

Jokes

Chore - Camel - Day - Deed

Say it 10 times as fast as you can without silencing the "r"

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As a parent, I don't think I'll be able to give my children the chore of making their beds. I never made my own bed, it seems too time consuming and frustrating.

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When my dad was a kid my grandpa would give him a coin inscribed with the word TUIT

When my dad got a chore done, my grandpa would give him the coin and say, "Now you've got a round tuit."

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What is Spider-man's least favorite household chore?

Dusting.

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What was George Washington's favorite chore?

Washing Tons of dishes.

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If a man says he will do a chore around the house he will

There's no need to remind him every six months about it.

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

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What ethnic group is also a chore?

[deleted]

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What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore?

Laun-dairy.

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We're not married anymore

Whenever my wife would start an argument I would bring up some minor chore that I did like, "I washed the dishes."
She'd scream, "That was a week ago!"
My response, "Exactly."

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