A banjo asked a fiddle to marry him. "Don't frett," he said. "Just duet and we'll live in harmony until the end of time."
What's God's favorite chord? (music joke)
Did you hear about the lightning that hit the guitar?
It really struck a chord.
What's God's favorite chord?
What is a bartender's least favorite guitar chord?
I've heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord, but you don't really care for music, do you?
Because we all know that the chord was Gsus.
Hey guitar players, what's God's favourite chord?
Why was the chord mad at the tangent after they had a race?
Because it came in secant
(No, secant did not get pregnant)
Whats the most holy chord of all?
What chord do you play to get R. Kelly's attention?
I'll see myself out...
Whats Michael Jacksons favourite chord?
What was Micheal Jacksons favourite chord to play around with?
What's a pedophile guitarists favorite chord?
Shitty joke to tell as a musician
-Do you know who my favorite rapper is?
-Nah man, who?
-*plays Em chord*
Whats a priests favourite chord on a guitar
What is Tekashi 6ix9ine's favourite guitar chord?
a flat minor.
Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo.
The place is absolutely packed to the rafters. In a bid to break the ice with his new audience he asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice... "Play a Jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!" Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, t
What's R. Kelly's favorite chord to play on the piano?
Why was that chord a B flat?
Because it ran into something sharp.
EMT: now in this situation we are going to teach you how to save a life
*pulls out keyboard*
ME: omg I love the Fray
EMT: ok first chord is a B flat
TIL Christian bands have a favourite chord.
What chord does a piano play when it falls on a child
A flat minor
What do you call the jock's relationship with his girlfriend?
A dominant chord.
What does a jock and a V7 chord have in common?
They both dominate.
David: plays secret chord
The Lord: Nice
A musical chord walks into A bar
The bartender immediately says, "You can't be in here, you're a minor"
What was the church organist's favorite chord?
Why did the man get arrested for sleeping with a chord?
Because it was A Minor.
Why was the pianist arrested while playing chord progressions?
Because he put a D in A Minor
What is Drakes favourite chord?
What is Drakes favourite chord?
"Well I've heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord"
Huh? Must have been G-sus
Stevie Wonder's Tokyo gig was packed...
Stevie Wonder's Tokyo gig was packed. To break the ice, he asked if anyone had a request. A little old man shouted, "Play a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!" Pleased that this man knew of the jazz influence in his music, Stevie played an E minor melody and then improvised a brilliant ten minutes of intricate variations. When he finished, the place went wild. But after the ovation quie
I heard a great song song today
It really struck a chord with me
What is the most Holy chord?
After an orchestra concert, the host asks if there are any musicians in the audience.
Many audience members raise their hands, and the host randomly selects three of them, and invites them on the stage for a quick quiz. The first one turns out to be a pianist, the second one is a singer, and the last one is a drummer.
The host says: "Let's have a quick quiz, shall we? Our pianist will play a chord, and each of you will have to guess what's that. To make
What is the churchs favorite musical chord?
My music expresses the struggle I am going through
Learning a 5th chord
Stevie Wonder's playing an intimate gig in a little Japanese club. Before he starts he asks for any requests.
A little Japanese man at the front jumps up and down shouting "Pray a Jazz Chord! Pray a Jazz Chord!"
Impressed by the little man's knowledge of his musical history and prowess, Stevie and the band crack into a 5 minute Jazz extravaganza in F#.
As they finish the little man is still jumping up and down shouting "Pray a Jazz Chord! Pray a Jazz Chord
What happened to the chord who violated school rules?
It was suspended!
Whats Gods favorite chord?
What's the holiest chord?
Stevie Wonder is playing his first gig in Tokyo and the place is absolutely packed to the rafters.
In a bid to break the ice with his new audience, He asks if anyone would like him to play a request.
A little old Japanese man jumps out of his seat in the first row and shouts at the top of his voice "Play a Jazz chord!Play a jazz chord!"
Amazed that this guy knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's varied career, the blind impresario starts to play an
What chord do musicians worship?
What chord do you make when you drop a grand piano down a coal shaft?
A flat minor.
What's Jesus's favourite chord?
G# sus, cause G sus has risen.
Did you know most Christian bands have a favourite chord?
Why couldnt the backbone play the piano?
He only knew the spinal chord
What is Vatican's favorite musical chord?
Whats takeshi 6ix9ines favourite chord?