An Air Korea plane crashed today
The pilots names were Sum Ting Wong, Ho Lee Chit, Wi Too Lo and Bang Ding Ow
NSFW A friend of mine graduated college with a 4,00 GPA and threw a sex party...
There's so much going on: Some people just stare from the bar.. some just have chit-chats while naked.. some just fap in the corners...
...and *summa cum laude*.
What do you call a conversation between two people who are pooping?
I'll chat, and I'll chit chat, but I'll never just chit.
A guy finds a bottle with a genie...
...and the genie gives him one wish. So the guy asks to come at the same time as his wife. Several days later he finds the genie again and asks him to unmake his wish. The genie naturally asks why and the guy replies:
— I was at a bar with my friends the other day. So I'm sitting, drinking beer, chit-chatting and suddenly feel that I'm cumming!
A Sad Story
So there was this man in one corner of a bar. He was alone. He looked sad, and on his table was littered with glasses, cans of empty beer, and bottles of half dranked wine; tattle-tale signs of a problematic man, drinking heavily to forget his grief. Every now and then he would give out a very heavy sigh.
Seeing as this man needed someone to talk to, I then approached the man. We talk
...are chit chatting.
"I slept with a Brazillian!"
"Wow, how many is that?"