What do you call an asian knight?
A chink in the armor
How does a chinaman express his opinion?
I chink that ....
So a chinese guy walks into a bar and goes to the bartender, he says " Hey nigger, serve me a chigger". The black guy gets highly offended and says "You cant be talking to people like that, times are different. How would you like if I came in here and disrespected you like that?" Chinese guys says "Let's give it a try", and walks behind the bar. Black goes outsid
What do you call 5 Asians, a Mexican, and an expletive?
A water sprinkler. Chink chink chink chink chink spic shiiiiiiit.
What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?
What do you call a Chinese man that closely resembles his father?
A chink off the ol' block.
What do you call a fat asian?
A chunk. (Chink)
A black, a Jew, and a chink.
A black a Jew and a chink were in the playground of their kindergarten.
The nigger says "yo, lezz play a game. Lezz pull out ar dicks and see who have da biggest one"
The chink pulls out his little mosquito bite for a penis and the boys laugh. The Jew pulls out his medium sized penis and the chink goes "WHoaaa." Then the nigger pulls out his f
I have a soft spot for Chinese women who go out of the way to wear my chain mail
A chink in my armor, if you will.
What did the karate director tell his students?
“You’ve gotta find the chink in the armor!”
What do you call a Chinese Knight?
A chink in the armour.
Why can you always hear Asians shaking their heads?
Every shake you hear: *chink chink chink*
What do you call an Asian thats into bdsm?
A chink in a chain
What the easiest way to kill a samurai?
Aim for the chink in the armor.
I'm not racist, but I use the word 'chink' all the time.
For example, when I'm playing an MMO and my armour starts to break, I'll say "There's a chink in my armour!".
So I grab the little bastard...
Why is chinese armour so innefective?
Its got a big chink in it!(i thought of this myself)
What do you call a chink in the armor? (Race)
Why did the Chinese soldier lose to the Western Knight?
He had a chink in his armor
What do you call the Asian version of Lincoln logs
Why was the asian knight disadvantaged?
There was a chink in his armour.
Some Chink with a football came up to me and asked me if I wanted to pray with him
Got kicked out of the Renaissance Fair after seeing an Asian wearing a breastplate.
I said there was a chink in the armor.
Why don't Asians make good Knights?
Because then there would be a chink in the armor.
"Can you dig it" Joke Help? Cant remember whole thing.
So there is this joke I remember my friend's uncle telling us growing up that always cracked me up. I can remember part of it, but was wondering if anyone knew of the joke and the entire thing. Two verses I remember
"I'm a chink from the sink you can suck my dink can you dig it, can you dig it"
"I'm a nigga from the grass you can suck my ass
European Knights vs Japanese Samurai
Who would win in a fight between a European knight and a Japanese samurai?
The knight because the samurai has a chink in his armor.
Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles? xpost rmeanjokes
Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
How do you know Smaug was made in China?
There was a chink in his armor!
(Note, there seems to have been a similar joke posted here a while ago, but I thought this was clever enough)
Why do Asians always pay exact change?
They don't like the sounds coins make in their pocket. They go "chink chink chink"
Why does being a Chinese knight suck?
Because everyone always aims for the chink in the armor.
What do you call an Asian in a tank?
A chink in the armor.
How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?
He found a chink in it.
What do you call 4 chinese guys and 4 black guys standing in a line?
A sprinkler, chink chink chink chink nigga nigga nigga nigga
Say you cross 3 Puerto Ricans, a Chinese guy, and 5 black guys. What do you get?
A sprinkler. "Spic spic spic... chink! Nigganigganigganigganigga."
Why are there no asian knights?
Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.
What was wrong with Genghis Khan's new suit?
There was a chink in his armor.
What do you call a bunch of Asians holding hands in a line?
A chink link fence.
An old, racist one liner. NSFW
Heard this several years ago and even still it makes me chuckle.
What do you call three Mexicans, one Asian and three Africans in a line?
A water sprinkler: spic spic spic *chink* nigga nigga nigga.
Whats the most racist thing to buy at target?
Definatly the [lawn sprinkler](http://www.photo-dictionary.com/photofiles/list/4536/6009lawn_sprinkler.jpg) it spends all day going chink-chink-chink-SPIC-nigga-nigga-nigga
Chinese guy enters a bar....
And sees a black bartender. He walks up and says "Hey nigger, gimme a chigger"
The bartender says, "Hey man, that's not cool. How'd you like it of some one said something like that to you in your place of business. Come back behind the bar and let's see how you like it"
So the Chinese guy jumps over the bar and the black leaves and walk
A Chinese man enters a bar to find a Black bartender.
He says, "Hey nigger, give me a jigger."
The Bartender responds, "That's terrible! How would you like it if I said something like that to you? In fact, let's just switch places. You get behind the bar and I'll come in as a customer."
The Chinese man agrees and gets behind the bar. The Black man goes outside.
What do a sprinkler and an unemployment line have in common?
Spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga-spic-spic-spic-CHINK-nigga-nigga-nigga (say out loud at your own risk)
An Asian man walks into a bar
he walks up to the bar tender, who is Black, and says "Give me a drink n*****". The bar tender is very offended and says "you can't call me that, you're not Black. How would you like it if we switched places?" The Asian man retorted he wouldn't mind in the slightest, and proceeded to switch places. The bar tender promptly said "How 'bout a drink, chink?
What did the PC guy say to the Mac guy?
At least my computer wasn't made by a bunch of chink-- sorry, I mean "Asians."
Edit: Yes, it is a racially suggestive joke, but don't downvote just based on that; they're acceptable in this sub.
Edit 2: In case you don't get it, the PC guy is being **P**olitically **C**orrect.
Three Hispanic Mexicans, an Oriental Chinaman, and three Black African-Americans are sitting on the beach...
...this is otherwise known as the human sprinkler system, or bigot spigot. For it goes SPIC-SPIC-SPIC-CHINK-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA.