Boyfriend sent me this joke. I can't figure it out. He won't give me any clues. Can someone chime in and help?

Say these words 10 times fast.
Ping yung how cheep saow!

So yesterday I was at a hot tub and there are these two really annoying guys chattering about of their sexual annexations.

So one of them says “Damn bro, last week i banged this chick with a real fine ass.” So at this point i chime in with “Yeah, if it was half the size of her meaty cock I’m sure you’re a real lucky guy.”

What do you call three black men hanging from a tree?

An Alabama wind-chime.

HoverDildo

A lady engineer working late one night at a robotics company suddenly gets a million-dollar idea! She then gathers up some spare parts and gets to work on her side-project.

The next day, she shows one of her colleagues what she's been working on - A high-tech sex toy she calls the HoverDildo™.

"How does it work?" the colleague asks.

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An American, and a Patriotic American, are in a bar.

Somewhere in the conversation, the American says,

"You know, I actually really like Bepis! It's sweet, smooth, not too acidic... I know it isn't the most popular but I've given it a lot of thought, and determined it's truly the best for me."

Not to be one-upped The Patriotic American™ has to chime in:

"But what you don

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What was the last thing anyone ever heard Stephen hawking say?

*Windows XP shutdown chime*

What's the difference between a wind chime from Germany and a wind chime from Jamaica?

Not a ting

A woman goes to visit her recently widowed mother.

"Finally", she says, "I think I'm ready to hear how Dad passed away."

Her elderly mother, who loved her husband dearly, was finally ready to explain.

"Well, your poor father had a heart attack. You see, we used to have sex twice a week, and always exactly at noon".

Somewhat repulsed, but altogether confused, the daughter a

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Three chemists walk into a bar...

The first says "I'll take some H2O"
The other two chemists chime in and say "we will take some H2O too!"
The bartender looks at all three and says "you assholes talkin' about water?"

My Thai wife has got a penis the size of a tubular bell...

I love her long chime.