Cheesy

Jokes

"What do you call a fist fight between two slices of pizza?"

"A food fight!"

"No that would be too cheesy."

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Do you wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind it's a little too cheesy.

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Two actors are practicing their lines for a show.

The first guy says: "How could you do this to me? I hate you!" The second says: "You're making me so angry I swear I'm going to PUNCH you!" The first says "That line sounds cheesy. It makes it seem like a children's show. Let's talk to the writers about it." So they go the the writers and explain their problems. The writers agree, so in the end, th


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My dad got sacked from the strawberry farm

He was completely incapable of putting the strawberries into the little boxes.

He thought he could sweetalk the boss into letting him keep his job by telling him some cheesy gags and feeble wordplays.

But it didn't work. The boss said he couldn't punnet.

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I know this is cheesy, but hear me out.

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Me: To get to the idiots house.

Me: Knock knock.

You: Who’s there?

Me: The chicken.

You: Fuck off

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I was thinking about making a dairy joke

But that would have been a bit too cheesy...

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Here's a joke about the new Mac Pro

Wait never mind, it's too cheesy.

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I don't like American pizza jokes

They are too cheesy.

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I always get told its neither the time nor the place for cracking really cheesy puns at work

Now I'm not sure about the time but I guess this is as gouda place as any....

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I like my sense of humor like I like my mac and cheese.

Cheesy and full of salt, bitch

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Stop making jokes about the new iMac Pro design

They are so cheesy...

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Did you hear Cheetos is releasing a clothing line?

Sounds dangerously cheesy.

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A very.... punny paragraph

The way that I set up my jokes are really crisp... if I were to join a religion, I would be part of the quavers. I know that’s joke was cheesy, but if you didn’t find it funny, you probably have a chip on your shoulder. Phew... that was a corny paragraph

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Cheesy joke I made up

My teacher said to make something original for the project, but due to it being Opposite Day, that meant UNoriginal

So the next day I walked in with nothing and my teacher asked,”Where’s your project?”

And I said I’m right here.

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I was going to tell you a cheesy pun

but all the gouda jokes havarti been told.

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I think that entire Notre Dame fire story was so cheesy.

There was de Brie everywhere.

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What do you call a cheesy vampire joke?

A Vlad joke.

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I went to a cheese factory the other day, but there was a massive explosion.

There was de *brie* everywhere.

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Sorry, too *cheesy*?

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What is the most common type of rocks found in a river...

Wet ones lol. Cheesy I know but still worth a laugh...

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My friends don't like cheesy jokes.

I guess they are laughtose intolerant.

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How do you know when someone in the neighborhood gets a new cat?

The word travels quickly by word of mouse.

I know, I know, very cheesy.

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Have you ever heard a Swiss joke?

Its cheesy.

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My wife told me that I remind her of a pizza

I asked if it was because I was so cheesy but she said, "no, it's because I want you to go"

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I was thinking about making a dairy joke

But that would have been a bit too cheesy...

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Here's a cheesy joke:

Make America Grate Again!

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I was going to make a dad joke about aged milk...

...but then I realized it would be too cheesy.

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I didn't like Captain Marvel

It was too cheesy

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My friend hates when we're at the bar and I start telling him jokes.

I guess he's not at fault for wining, since they are pretty cheesy.

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Wanna hear a joke about a pizza?

Nah, its too cheesy

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I keep trying to write a joke about the Kraft scandal...

...but they all end up too cheesy.

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I named my wood chest "Morning" in Minecraft.

So whenever I need some wood I can say I need some "Morning Wood".

(This is an actual thing I have done, it's not just a cheesy joke)

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At the risk of getting egg on my face and being too cheesy.

Omelette au fromage.

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Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy

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Vegan joke

Why are all vegan stories so Cheesy?

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I need to get a valentine's card for my lactose intolerant wife

But they're all too cheesy

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Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Nevermind it's too cheesy

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Cheesy Jokes get old and are no longer funny.

As an American, I hold the right to Pepper Jack and Swiss. I’ll really run him through the Cheddar if I Mostaccioli.

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What do you say when a pizza un-makes itself?

I was going to say "It's no longer kneaded", but then I realized how cheesy this joke is.

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I want to tell a cheesy joke but,

Reddit keeps saying 'Error: Parmesan Denied.'

I should just think of a cheddar joke that would actually be gouda.

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Why are jews circumsised?

Otherwise their genitals weren't koscher.
Sorry if this was too cheesy

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How cheesy.

I don't think gouda cheese lives up to its name, as it isn't very gouda. kill me

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I once told a joke about macaroni.

It was pretty cheesy.

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Why are all the jokes in Reddit so cheesy?

Because we havarti heard most of them before.

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You know, they used to put jokes on the back of Quaver packets?

Customers complained that they were too cheesy

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Want to hear a joke about a vegetarian charcuterie board?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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I love making cheesy jokes

It’s my Kraft

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Wanna hear a pizza joke?

I can't, it's too cheesy.

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I had to stop snacking on saltines and ezcheese.

Crackers with cheesy orange strands on top remind me too much of Donald Trump.

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Do you want to know a pizza joke?

Never mind it's too cheesy.

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Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?

Nevermind, it's too cheesy.

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