Chaste

Jokes

My wife is late.

If we can be chaste I won't knock it loose again.

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As it turns out, a large majority of the participants in the Running of the Bulls are Catholic priests.

They all took a vow to stay chaste.

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Did you know that most nuns are very good runners?

It’s because they’re always being chaste.

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Why did Red Riding Hood stop running from the Big Bad Wolf?

She was tired of being chaste.

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Why did the virgin run across the road?

She was being chaste.

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Why did the virgin run across the road?

She was being chaste.

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A sex addict had a nightmare...

...he dreamed he was being chaste.

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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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Why did the blonde nun run through the singles' bar?

She wanted to be chaste.

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Chaste and Nike

Q. Why do the chaste not wear Nike?

A. Because they're never ready to "Just Do It".

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