Did you hear about the charismatic politician who spews a lot of hot air when he talks about his ideas?
You could say that he expresses himself with convection.
I am like the Bruce lee of sex. No I am not amazingly handsome and highly skilled and charismatic,
but I will knock the wind out of your body with my 1 inch punch.
Four Catholic ladies are discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."
The second Catholic women chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, "Your Grace."
The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to
What do you call every dad's worst nightmare mixed with a charismatic singer?
Did you hear about the charismatic cannibal?
He threw up someone else’s hands.
A cannibal ate a charismatic...
He threw up his hands
I just went to see a presentation by a very charismatic frog.
He was riveting.
I am exceedingly charismatic but I have trouble pronouncing words beginning with 'f' and 'th'.....
...... Can't say fairer than that.
A charismatic preacher...
A charismatic preacher at a church invited any members of his flock who had problems to come forward so that prayers could be offered on their behalf. One rather scruffy, down at heel young man approached the pulpit and upon being asked the nature of his problem said, “It’s my hearing.” The preacher then led the congregation in prayer asking for “divine intervention to ease
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YES! The time machine was a success!
David Hasslehoff, who?
YES, TWO BIRDS ONE STONE!
Now i'm not saying that David Hasslehoff is a