Charcoal

Jokes

Whats black and white and red all over?!

The amazon rainforest being irreparably burned into ash and charcoal.

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Yo mama is so fat

When she stepped on charcoal it became diamonds

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What was Hitlers favorite art medium?

Charcoal

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Yo mamma

Yo mamma so fat, when she steps on charcoal it turns into diamond

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Charcoal Face Mask

My wife and I are walking through the store and she sees these charcoal faces masks. She tells me that beings they would make her more beautiful, I should pay for them since that is to my benefit. I asked “Do you leave them on?”

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A new high-tech, fully automated supermarket opened recently in town.




It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.


When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.


In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions


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My wife's made me switch to a charcoal barbecue because I keep buying the wrong gas for our old one.

I think I might be Calor blind...

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I just watched a documentary where they tortured a guy and force fed him charcoal and black tar until he couldn't anymore...

That shit was dark man.

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Mary had a little lamb, its fleece as black as charcoal.

Every time she stroked it,

Sparks flew out its asshole.

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I blew up our charcoal grill with the wrong fuel.

My haircut is at stake now.

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A cruise ship founders on a reef...

and a man just manages to swim some miles and crawl up on a desert island.

After recovering from the ordeal, he begins to explore and finds to his great surprise (and pleasure) that the only other survivor of this terrible tragedy is Cindy Crawford.

They build a lean-to and find some food and water.

After a few weeks, it becomes clear that help is not on th


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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped on his charcoal activated decafe soy pour over before it was cool

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A cruise ship sinks, and there are only two survivors that make it to a deserted island : Bob and Supermodel Christie Brinkley.


Bob goes into survival mode and begins to hunt, cook, and build shelter. After several months they are surviving very well.
One day Bob says "We've been on this island for quite a while now and neither of us have had sex. We've really spent a lot of time together and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind sleeping with me."
Christie, feeling very grateful


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Wanna hear a joke?

Two men are about to have a duel and Man #1 tells Man #2 to draw his blade!

Well Man #2 takes out some charcoal and papyrus and begins to draw a picture of his sword.

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New Dating Service

Old George just came back from the Center all excited about a new dating service they have started there for Seniors.

"I don't know all of the details about it," George said, "I just figure it will help us improve our social life. I think it may have something to do with charcoal cooking on the grill or maybe art with charcoal sketching. They are calling it Carbon


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Comparing barbecues

1) 7/10, charcoal grill
2) 6/10, wood grill
3) 10/10, wood grill again

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Your mama is so black

Your mama is so black that she left fingerprints on charcoal

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The new supermarket

A new supermarket just opened up nearby.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and
smell fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and there is
the scent of freshly mowed hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled<


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Lightbulb replacement.....

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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What's black and red and lies with hot chicks?

Charcoal.

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