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Im a panda

A panda walks into a bar. He orders a beer & a sandwich. As he finishes up his meal, he pulls a gun from his pelt & fires a round right through a Zima advertisement above the bar. He then heads for the door. The bartender shouts, “hey buddy, aren’t you going to pay your tab, & why’d you shoot up my bar?” The panda stops a says, “I’m a pa


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LPT: When a panda walks into a bar, leave before it finishes its meal.

Panda:
noun
a large bear-like mammal with characteristic black-and-white markings, native to certain mountain forests in China.
Eats shoots and leaves.

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What is the one characteristic of a person who can't tell a lie?

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Girls are 1

Because they can't even. Unfortunately, this characteristic is not odd.

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