Character

Jokes

Every time a character in a TV Show says another round please theyre immediately handed a drink by an attentive bartender.

But every time I do it all they say is:

“For the last time, I’m not a bartender. This is planned parenthood. You need to leave.”

Like okay! I get it I’m not rich and famous!

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I like to play a game when I watch horror movies. I try to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater, to see if I could survive that situation.

I passed out while watching Finding Nemo.

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I think Rorschach was my least favorite character in Watchmen.

I mean, why would I want to watch a guy with pictures of my uncle's penis all over his face?

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How did the main character die?

He left his plot armor at home

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What does the dog say when he sees his favorite Star Trek character?

Seriously, do I have to answer this?

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My life must be a hentai...

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Who is the quirkiest fictional character?

All For One

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I had a hard time figuring out what fighting game character to choose...

Quite frankly, it brought me to tiers.

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The new 007 isn't as bad as we though, as it's a new character...

James Bond could have been bought by Disney, woke up, grabbed his titties, and said "Really, nigga?"

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I am looking for a woman that is fucking great

And she should have a good character too

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How do you call the Star Wars character that has a lot of sexual fetishes?

Jar Jar Kinks.

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If I could have a dollar for every fictional character i caught feelings for

I could afford the therapy i obviously need.

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Who's your favorite character on the Muppet show?

The vampire.

"He doesn't count"

I can assure you that he does.

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My first book

I was working on a book. Once I finished it, I asked my parents to read it, so that they can let me know how it is. Once they finished the book I asked for the review. They said they hope the main character dies. The irony is, It was an autobiography.

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I'm about to verbally DESTROY your favorite Winnie the Pooh character!!

*Tigger warning*

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The character of Nearly Headless Nick was a bit of a letdown in the Harry Potter movies.

In the books, he had so much more development, including an entire deathday party. In the movies though, he was just so badly executed.

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It never really mattered if Michael Winslow's character graduated from the police academy.

He was foley-qualified all along.

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Her: Who's your favourite Muppet Show character?

Me: The vampire

Her: That's Sesame Street – he doesn't count

Me: I can assure you that he does

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What do you call motion pictures with only one character not sitting?

Standalone movies.

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A man found out the Bee Gees, were writing a fictional novel.

"Do you guys need any help?" he asked.

"We know how to do it!" they responded.

"Not even with the character development?"

"We know how to show it!"

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BAD JOKE ALERT What do you call everyone's favorite spongebot character when he eats too many krabby patties?

Mr Flabs

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Joke - Classic Wow

How does one transfer their character from an undocumented classic wow server to the official ones when Classic Wow comes out?

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What's a train's favorite Star Wars character?

Choochoobacca

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What is a pilots best contraceptives?

What is a pilots best contraceptives?

His character

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Did you hear about the JRPG character who named his daughter Dot?

He called for her three times: "..." - she didn't answer.

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What Disney character can count the highest?

Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.

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What Disney character can count the highest?

Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.

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If you think women are dramatic....

Have you seen a guy when his video game character dies?

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If you had to be one character from the Addams Family who would it be? NSFW

I wouldn't want to be "Thing". If Morticia is not in the mood guess who has to give Gomez a handjob?

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My SO is a kinky Star Wars fan so we decided to role play

He said, "I am your father." I hate it when he breaks character.

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"He proceeds to pull out his 47"

So, I was RPing at a place online, at the diner. Someone proceeded say the character pulled out their 47.

I told them Out Of Character, "You mean your pocket Agent 47?". He missed it at first, but then he realized and laughed.

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I'm writing an autobiography

I'm planning to kill off the main character though

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Whos Jon Snows favorite character from Cars?

Lightning MuhQueen

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My friend made a character, named after herself, who's super crazy and rebellious and does whatever she wants.

Mariah's oc

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Who is the cutest character on Dora the Explorer?

Benny, because he's a Dora bull.

(Thought of this all myself. I've reached full dad joke level here - please kill me.)

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I had an idea for a JFK tv show but no network would pick it up

They kept saying I was trying to assassinate his character

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What do you call a deaf Star Wars character?

Deaf-jar binks

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What do we say to the god of death?

"I'm a main character."

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You know who's the best character in the Game of Thrones show right now?

It *Varys*

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Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character have one thing in common...

Both of their last names are strange

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The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick

is that he is a poorly-executed character

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I asked my wife to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy birthday fun,

I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked,

"Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character" I exclaimed,

"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet"

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This is your conscience...

We’d be way more excited about the new Sonic movie if Jaleel White was still voicing the character.

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Bloody Passwords

PASSWORD PROBLEMS:

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage


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USER: boiled cabbage



WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage



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Which cartoon character curses the most?

The Road Runner

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A new user posted a question on rask

**u/Newbie:** Hey, what's that character at the top of every page?

**u/User:** Snoo

**u/Newbie:** What's snoo?

**u/User:** Oh, nothing much. What snoo with you?

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I feel like joker in smash bros ultimate would've been better as the final DLC character, with no announcement.

you know, the last surprise

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Do you remember the name of the Muslim character in The Jetsons?

There isn't one. The future is going to be fucking great!

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My sister was yelling at the T.V. and she told my mother, how one of the character on the T.V. show was stupid.

Ironic.

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