Every time a character in a TV Show says another round please theyre immediately handed a drink by an attentive bartender.

But every time I do it all they say is:

“For the last time, I’m not a bartender. This is planned parenthood. You need to leave.”

Like okay! I get it I’m not rich and famous!

I like to play a game when I watch horror movies. I try to hold my breath whenever a character goes underwater, to see if I could survive that situation.

I passed out while watching Finding Nemo.

I think Rorschach was my least favorite character in Watchmen.

I mean, why would I want to watch a guy with pictures of my uncle's penis all over his face?

How did the main character die?

He left his plot armor at home

What does the dog say when he sees his favorite Star Trek character?

Seriously, do I have to answer this?

My life must be a hentai...

Who is the quirkiest fictional character?

All For One

I had a hard time figuring out what fighting game character to choose...

Quite frankly, it brought me to tiers.

The new 007 isn't as bad as we though, as it's a new character...

James Bond could have been bought by Disney, woke up, grabbed his titties, and said "Really, nigga?"

I am looking for a woman that is fucking great

And she should have a good character too

How do you call the Star Wars character that has a lot of sexual fetishes?

Jar Jar Kinks.

If I could have a dollar for every fictional character i caught feelings for

I could afford the therapy i obviously need.

Who's your favorite character on the Muppet show?

The vampire.

"He doesn't count"

I can assure you that he does.

My first book

I was working on a book. Once I finished it, I asked my parents to read it, so that they can let me know how it is. Once they finished the book I asked for the review. They said they hope the main character dies. The irony is, It was an autobiography.

I'm about to verbally DESTROY your favorite Winnie the Pooh character!!

*Tigger warning*

The character of Nearly Headless Nick was a bit of a letdown in the Harry Potter movies.

In the books, he had so much more development, including an entire deathday party. In the movies though, he was just so badly executed.

It never really mattered if Michael Winslow's character graduated from the police academy.

He was foley-qualified all along.

Her: Who's your favourite Muppet Show character?

Me: The vampire

Her: That's Sesame Street – he doesn't count

Me: I can assure you that he does

What do you call motion pictures with only one character not sitting?

Standalone movies.

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A man found out the Bee Gees, were writing a fictional novel.

"Do you guys need any help?" he asked.

"We know how to do it!" they responded.

"Not even with the character development?"

"We know how to show it!"

BAD JOKE ALERT What do you call everyone's favorite spongebot character when he eats too many krabby patties?

Mr Flabs

Joke - Classic Wow

How does one transfer their character from an undocumented classic wow server to the official ones when Classic Wow comes out?

What's a train's favorite Star Wars character?

Choochoobacca

What is a pilots best contraceptives?

What is a pilots best contraceptives?

His character

Did you hear about the JRPG character who named his daughter Dot?

He called for her three times: "..." - she didn't answer.

What Disney character can count the highest?

Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.

What Disney character can count the highest?

Buzz Lightyear, to infinity and beyond.

If you think women are dramatic....

Have you seen a guy when his video game character dies?

If you had to be one character from the Addams Family who would it be? NSFW

I wouldn't want to be "Thing". If Morticia is not in the mood guess who has to give Gomez a handjob?

My SO is a kinky Star Wars fan so we decided to role play

He said, "I am your father." I hate it when he breaks character.

"He proceeds to pull out his 47"

So, I was RPing at a place online, at the diner. Someone proceeded say the character pulled out their 47.

I told them Out Of Character, "You mean your pocket Agent 47?". He missed it at first, but then he realized and laughed.

I'm writing an autobiography

I'm planning to kill off the main character though

Whos Jon Snows favorite character from Cars?

Lightning MuhQueen

My friend made a character, named after herself, who's super crazy and rebellious and does whatever she wants.

Mariah's oc

Who is the cutest character on Dora the Explorer?

Benny, because he's a Dora bull.

(Thought of this all myself. I've reached full dad joke level here - please kill me.)

I had an idea for a JFK tv show but no network would pick it up

They kept saying I was trying to assassinate his character

What do you call a deaf Star Wars character?

Deaf-jar binks

What do we say to the god of death?

"I'm a main character."

You know who's the best character in the Game of Thrones show right now?

It *Varys*

Benedict Cumberbatch and his Marvel character have one thing in common...

Both of their last names are strange

The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick

is that he is a poorly-executed character

I asked my wife to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy birthday fun,

I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked,

"Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character" I exclaimed,

"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet"

This is your conscience...

We’d be way more excited about the new Sonic movie if Jaleel White was still voicing the character.

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Which cartoon character curses the most?

The Road Runner

A new user posted a question on rask

**u/Newbie:** Hey, what's that character at the top of every page?

**u/User:** Snoo

**u/Newbie:** What's snoo?

**u/User:** Oh, nothing much. What snoo with you?

I feel like joker in smash bros ultimate would've been better as the final DLC character, with no announcement.

you know, the last surprise

Do you remember the name of the Muslim character in The Jetsons?

There isn't one. The future is going to be fucking great!

My sister was yelling at the T.V. and she told my mother, how one of the character on the T.V. show was stupid.

Ironic.