A circus wants to change some things about one of it's acts to make it more modern, but they don't want to give up all of the originality

It's a balancing act.

A man walks into a courthouse and says Id like to change my name.

Clerk goes - “May I see your ID sir? Oh wow, Alex Shithead, that’s quite a name. Yes, I totally understand. What do you want to change it to?”
-“I wanna be Alex”.

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

Did you hear they're going to change the loon on the Loonie to two gay bucks?

Now everyone can have two fucking bucks

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb

None, they can't change anything

His and Hers rules. (Must read ALL the rules)

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb.

You already know the punchline why did you click this.
Pls downvote me into Oblivion. Pls

I'm terrified of arcades and laundry mats

Change scares me

How many testers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Testers don't fix the problems!

The other day a homeless man asked me for some change so I got my wallet out and realised I only had a 20 note... ...I thought to myself, "Do I really want this money being spent on drugs?"

I decided I didn't so I gave him the money

How many NYPD Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black.

A vegan, cyclist and climate change enthusiast walk into a bar.

Everyone else leaves

How many anti-vaxxers does it take to change a lightbulb?

none, they'll just sit there and talk about how it's gonna blind them and how there no proof that light bulbs provide light

How many boomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Boomers hate change. They'll just complain about how good things were before and how we should just go back to it.

Hey, why are they called "Generation Z" anyway?

Because they'll be the last ones left if we do nothing about climate change.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

How many Hogwarts' students does it take to change a light bulb?

If you're scared of needles, grow up

, and try Heroin, just once

you'll have a change of heart

Beach Boys: If everybody had an ocean across the USA, then everybody'd be surfin like California.

Climate change scientist: You're missing the point, Boys.

How many shitty obnoxious youtubers does it take to change a lightbulb?

You won't find out, at least in the next 10 minutes ald 5 seconds but who cares when there's such a SICK DEAL at dollar shave club? Now SUBSCRIBE AND SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON!

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How many ninjas does it take to change a lightbu-

Oh it changed!

Whenever I hear someone say that stories change slightly when re-told by different people

I wonder what exactly happened to Jesus Christ.

Dont believe Bernie Sanders is a productive person?

He released his future plans to combat Climate Change yesterday and David Koch is already dead.

How many blondes does it take to change the lightbulb?

None. They thought that their eyes were closed.

How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

10. One to change it and nine to say how empowering it was

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Must be more than nine because my basements still dark.

How many dead hookers does it take to change the lightbulb in my basement?

...Well, it's not 5.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two....one to turn the bulb and the other to hold the penis...LADDER!!!...I said ladder..

My daughter identifies as a distinct period or stage in a series of events or a process of change or development...

Should I be worried or is it just a phase?

You know what doesnt make sense?

Exact change

What did the traffic light say to the car?

I walked up to the cashier and said, "Can I change these four 5s for a 20 pound note?"

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The other day a homeless man asked me for some change so I got my wallet out and realised I only had a 20 note...

...I thought to myself, "Do I really want this money being spent on drugs?"

I decided I didn't so I gave him the money

The other day a homeless man asked me for some change so I got my wallet out and realised I only had a 20 note... ...I thought to myself, "Do I really want this money being spent on drugs?"

I decided I didn't so I gave him the money

The other day, a homeless man asked me for some change...

...so I took my wallet out and realised that I only had a $50 bill...

...I thought to myself, "Do I really want this money being spent on drugs?"

I decided that I didn't and I gave him the money.

Give me the D

The other day a homeless man asked me for some change...

He other day a homeless man asked me for some change so I got my wallet out and realised I only had a 20 note... ...I thought to myself, "Do I really want this money being spent on drugs?"

I decided I didn't so I gave him the money

The other day a homeless man asked me for some change ...

How many Jehovah'a witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it, and two to go to your house and ask if you've seen the light.

How many Alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

....To get to the other side!

My tans daughter wants to get her sex change procedure, she wont do it though, shes too much of a puss

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

"There are some horribly deceitful people in this world!" yelled a homeless man. I could only agree with him, so I put my hand into my pocket.

Then I emptied my brother's wallet and gave him some change.

Did you hear? The Washington Redskins have to change their name

the term Washington is too offensive.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

We don't know, we keep sending more and they haven't done anything about it.

How many Musicians does it take to change the lightbulb?

1234

Why did the cashier not switch job?

There was no room for change!

How many dead babys does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on how good you are at stacking them.