Chamber

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How does a pregnant woman know if her baby is German?

If it's aware of the gas chamber on the other side of the wall.

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A guy walked into a crowded bar holding a gun

The guy started waving it around and yelled,

"*I have a colt 1911 with a 7 round magazine plus one in the chamber and I wanna know who's been fucking my wife!*"

A man from the back shouts,

"*You're gonna need more ammo!*"

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Archeologists have reportedly uncovered the chamber pot of Jesus Christ

Holy shit, right?

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and Jews?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

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What is the only thing that escapes the gas chamber

Screams

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A man dressed up as an alien at the Area 51 Raid.

The FBI showed up and said,
"GET BACK IN YOUR CHAMBER!"

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Knock knock!

Who's there?


Jews.


Whatcha want?


Let us out of that gas chamber! Please!

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What is your favorite Harry Potter book

Mein is Adolf hitler and the chamber of gas

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bullet?

The bullet comes out of the chamber.

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Why don't Jews eat pussy?

It's too close to the gas chamber.

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Guy goes to hell

He meets Satan who tells him "Hey bud! Ya' know what? I feel generous today, so you get to choose your own damnation!"
"Cool", says the man.
Satan takes him to the first chamber. In there the man sees his worst memory being played to him over and over eternally. He shivers. Satan takes him to the next chamber. In there, the man sees a guy being poked with a ho


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If you think about it, English and German childhoods must be inherently different.

When you were younger in England you used to go to historical places and dress up as the inhabitants, e.g knights in a castle, but I don’t think that’s possible in Germany.

I mean can you imagine a six year old running around a gas chamber in stripy pyjamas?

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What do you call it when you put a bunch of Indians in a gas chamber and they run around panicking?

Brownian motion

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Where is the largest echo chamber in the world?

Largest echo chamber in the world...
Largest echo chamber in the world...

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Whats the difference between harry potter and a jew

Harry Potter survived the chamber

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My grandfather died at Auschwitz in 1943.

He forgot to close the gas chamber door.

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Tucker Carlson really puts the Aryan into Libertarian. I'm not saying he's a Nazi...

But he definitely refers to anal sex as "entering the gas chamber"

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NSFW Where do you fuck a German on her period? NSFW

The gas chamber

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My great grandpa was in the holocaust. And to this day

He will not set foot in a gas chamber.

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What's hitler's favorite game mode on Call of Duty?

One in the chamber.

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She wanted space.

My wife says I take things too literally.
I say if you say you want "space" and I put you in a vacuum chamber chilled to 2.7 degrees Kelvin you got what you asked for. Roughly.

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Whats the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

The bullet leaves the chamber

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Whats the Difference between a Between a Jew and a bullet?

Only one leaves the chamber

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What did the gas chamber answer when asked about its sexual fantasies?

“Jews turn me on”

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What is the mechanical advantage of a gas chamber?

Nein.

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What is the mechanical advantage of a gas chamber?

Nein.

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Calling the UK house of commons "The Chamber" makes it sound like a fucking torture room.

Which it kind of is I guess.

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Why don't Jews eat pussy?

It's too close to the gas chamber

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We're the Chamber family and I can tell you one thing:

My parents are dicks.

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What is the word for chamber in German?

Gas station.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: For what?

Student: To open the chamber of secrets

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A guy walks into a bar

A guy walks into a crowded bar holding a pistol and yells “I have a 45 caliber colt 1911 with one in the chamber and I wanna know who’s been sleeping with my wife”.

A voice from the back of the room yells
“You’re going to need more ammo”

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Where do bacteria go to resolve their disputes?

The settling chamber.

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Why don't Jewish people like to eat pussy?

Because it's too close to the gas chamber

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What did Hitler say to Eva Braun before having anal?

"Now I'll put my little Jew in your gas chamber."

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Hey girl, are you auschwit?

Because I want to put some fresh meat in your gas chamber! ;)

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What did Edgar Allan Poe say when he heard something rapping on his chamber door

That’s so Raven

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Hitler wants to make marble tiles for his vacation mansion

Hitler wants to make marble tiles for his vacation mansion, but due to the war there's a shortage of tile installers. So Hitler sends an SS soldier to Auschwitz concentration camp to look for one. Upon arival, he sees that the other Nazis had already rounded up the Jews for the gas chamber. As the soldiers are about to shut the chamber door, the SS soldier halts them. He looks at the Jews wit


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Whats the difference between a jew and Harry Potter?

Harry escapes the Chamber.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a bullet?

A bullet leaves the chamber

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An elastic band is thrown into a torture chamber

A man comes up to him grabs him and stretches the elastic band out until he is just about to break,

The man stares the rubber band in the eyes and says, “You have so much potential”

(Made this one myself, thank you (also a repost from my account))

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Scientists in Mississippi have invented a chamber that turns people into racists while they're inside.

They're calling it a "voting booth".

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Is Reddit an echo chamber?

Is Reddit an echo chamber?

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A guy with 9 mm pistol in both his hand walked into a bar....

*guy: "So I got 9 in the clip and 1 in the chamber, who is the son of a bitch that is fucking my wife??!!!"

*guy in the back: "you gonna need more ammo than that"

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews?

Harry Potter escaped the chamber.

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Trump snuffs it, and arrives at the Pearly Gates

they issue him with a Redirect Notice, and he is sent to the not-so-pearly ones.
The Devil looks at his clipboard irritably.
“Look, I’ve got a problem. You’re due here about now, but I’m full. I’ll have to ID one of the temporary inmates, whose sentence is just about up, and give them an early release to make room for you. Follow me.”
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What's the difference between a bullet and a jew?

A bullet escapes the chamber.

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What is the difference between HARRY POTTER and a JEW.

One can escape the chamber.

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A Catholic nuns car runs out of petrol on the side of the road.

She walks for miles and miles until she finds a small farmhouse. She asks the farmer if he could spare some fuel. He says, "Of course, help yourself to as much fuel as you like, but I'm sorry to say that I don't have any container for you to take with you except for this old chamber pot."
So the nun fills the empty chamber pot to the brim with petrol and goes on her way.


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This is called the Hitler!

Two in the pink, one in the gas chamber!

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