Challenge

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Zeus is offering a seat in his Pantheon to one who can complete his trials of strength.

An esteemed hero of all men approaches Olympus and thinks hey, why the hell not. If I lose I may be disappointed, but if I win I will join the legendary Gods of the Pantheon!
So he makes his way to Zeus, excited to see what is in store for him in order to prove his worth to the Gods. Along the way, he sees dozens of noble warriors, bodybuilders and others laying on the ground, devastated. Th


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Zeus is offering a seat in his Pantheon for the first person to complete his trials of strength.

An esteemed hero of all men approaches Olympus and thinks hey, why the hell not. If I lose I may be disappointed, but if I win I will join the legendary Gods of the Pantheon!

So he makes his way to Zeus, excited to see what is in store for him in order to prove his worth to the Gods. Along the way, he sees dozens of noble warriors, bodybuilders and others laying on the ground, devasta


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Man challenging his wife

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Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight

Unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions.

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A man gets out of work and rushes to the hospital to greet his wife who has had their baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it wanted to challenge the powers of the establishment, which makes him not chicken at all if you ask me.

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A guy walks into a bar, and sees a jar full of money sitting on the table.

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Never challenge the death to a pillow fight.

Unless your ready to deal with the reaper cushions.

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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight, unless...

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Donald Trump did the bottle cap challenge.

The cap removed itself.

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I tried the face challenge app

It showed me a picture of a coffin.

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Not only bad at jokes, Im also bad at titles

At the local butcher shop the was a challenge. The challenge was that if you could jump and touch on of the steaks on the ceiling, you would get twenty dollars. If you couldn’t, you would have to pay for one of the steaks. So a man named Jack came up to the challenge. As he was about to try he was starting to have second thoughts. The stakes were high.


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Have you ever tried the 8 hour erection challenge?

It's sooooooo hard

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Chuck Norris invented the bottle cap challenge

Before the bottle cap was invented

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What do the internet and men with ED have in common?

The Git Up Challenge

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I got the next challenge...

...how long can you poop without going on your phone?

I typed this out on my phone while... well you know.

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Mr beast spent 24 hours in prison as a challenge

Not sure why he made a big deal out of this since my dad has been doing it for 17 years and hasn’t done anything about it.

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It was in the late 1500's on the west coast of North America

The chief of the Native American tribe was growing old, and wished for his tribe to live long after his death and was to choose between his two sons. Their names were Eagle Flies and the other Falling Rocks.
The chief had decided that if he had to choose one of the sons he would have a competition between the two. The first task was to retrieve a salmon from any river of choice. After a da


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Have you heard of the Pepsi Challenge?

I always choose Coke.

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English Test

If you think your English is good,
I challenge you to write any word that starts with T and ends with T?

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My friend tried to fight me for my vape today

He said “I challenge you to a JUUL”

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Weekend challenge!

Say the word "I", spell the word "MAP", say "Ness"

All together and out loud🙂

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Somebody once said that climbing Everest is a challenge...

But the bigger challenge would be to climb it and not tell anybody.

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Never challenge a prisoner to a counting contest..

Unless you're prepared to deal with the con sequences

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My daughter called me at work and told me she was playing a new game...

Its called hold ur breath challenge, i smiled until she told me grandpa has a new record of 4hrs.

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What video game do dogs play when up for a challenge?

Barksouls

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Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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Tea drinking challenge

During casual talk about talents, John says that he can drink tea from his butt.
When William feels that is ridiculous, they put a bet on it that if John is able to drink from his butt, he would win.
Then John invites William to pour tea on his butt for him to drink.Even though he knows this is a ridiculous challenge, out of curiosity, William starts pouring tea on the Johns butt.


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My Father used to say that there are four rules for getting married:

You need a woman who loves you unconditionally, a woman who will always challenge you, a woman who you always want to make love to and most importantly, you have to make sure that none of those women ever meet!

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Never challenge death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.

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I've had guys try to suck my dick.

I didn't cum. So I'm not gay.

Are up for the challenge?

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META Has anyone ever searched rjokes history to see when each joke was actually OC?

If not, there's gotta be a 14 yr old who's willing meet the challenge this summer vacation upcoming.

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"Good sir, I challenge you to a duel! You are entitled to choose the weapon - will it be the sword or the pistol?"

"I choose the sword."

"Bad choice, dumbass, I'm taking the pistol!"

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Bad tooth NSFW

[Warning: NSFW content, long story]

A man walks into a new bar his friends told him about and they decided to check out together. He goes up to the bartender to give a description of his friends and ask him if he's seen them, but before he gets the question off he sees his friends on the far side of the bar, and he notices a large jar jam packed full of 20s and 10s.


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'Non-Flammable' says one thing to me. . .

Challenge!!

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Never Challenge Death to a Pillow Fight

unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions.

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Devil's Challenge

I haven't heard this one in ages but it's been a favorite of mine for many many years....

Three men are walking through the desert. As they're traveling along, a giant hole randomly appears and swallows them up.

They fall for what seems like ages. And abruptly land completely unharmed. They look around and find they're in hell. And the devil sits b


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Anyone got some good joke ideas?

So my friend broke both of his arms hopping over a small fence and I found it absolutely hilarious and I want to take the piss out of him but I have no idea how to formulate a joke about breaking both your arms so I thought this could be a cool challenge to put forward to you guys.

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This is the first time I ever got motivated for something by seeing people doing the trashtag challenge

I live in Japan

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So many people doing this detrash challenge,

And I still can't get a girl willing to take me out.

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All my friends keep tagging me in their social media

So this is what they called the #trashtag challenge

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The Challenge NSFW

A man walks into a bar, reaching the counter a sign hangs above the bar stating, “Complete The Challenge and Win Free Alcohol for Life!” Intrigued by this the man asks the bartender what exactly is the challenge. “Well first off you have to drink a gallon of apple cider vinegar, second we keep a gator in the back with a sore tooth, you gotta remove it, finally upstairs is a woman


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It's a real challenge finding the darker sugar varieties in Jamaica.

Demerara.

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I'm worried that no-one has approached me with the latest internet "challenge".

I guess I have MOMO FOMO.

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How do you speed up natural selection

Make a internet challenge that challenges people to dance on the very edge of a cliff with camera in selfie mode

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A little challenge: I give the punchline, you make up the joke. Here goes: "That's a shitty tip!"

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A man walks into a bar and notices a large jar full of twenty dollar bills on the counter...

He orders a drink and strikes up a conversation with the bartender: “Looks like your having a good night, there must be at least 700 dollars in your tip jar.”
The bartender replied, “Oh that? that’s not a tip jar, it’s a pool for a series of challenges that no one has been able to complete yet.” Intrigued, the man asked what the challenges were.


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Gay Sex Challenge:

You Are Still Straight If You Don't Cum

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A man walks into a bar.

He asks the bartender for a cold beer as he notices a large fish bowl almost complete full of money. He asks the bartender what the bowl of money is for. Bartender explains they have an in house challenge and if you win you get the bowl of money. Intrigued the man asks what the challenge is. He explains you put $10 in the jar and then you walk over to the donkey in the corner and if you can make h


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