What a gynecologist, says to patient who goes there for a check-up.
I'm at your cervix.
Female War Vet Turns To Escorting
“Thank you for your cervix”
On this international womens day I would like to say to all women everywhere
Thank you for your cervix
What should you do after you sleep with a female soldier?
Salute her and say, “thank you for your cervix!”
What did one rich lesbian say to the other rich lesbian?
It's so hard to get good cervix these days.
What do you say after you have sex with a soldier girl?
Thank you for your cervix.
What do you call an Indian girl with a punctured cervix?
What type of tax is a woman supposed to pay ?
I got a hysterectomy at Verizon
Cervix may not be available in your area.
Every time I go to Breast Buy
They try to sell me an extended cervix contract
What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?
At your cervix, m'lady
I knew a bar where a bunch of OBGYN's would frequent.
Their favorite night to go was Wednesday because it was Cervix Industry Night.
Know what her cervix and a plate glass patio door have in common
They both make her eyes light up when you run into them.
What did the woman say to the doctor when she found out she had cervical cancer?
"I need some cervix done".
My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '
I went to a placenta party the other day...
the cervix was terrible.
A woman sees her doctor because she bruised her cervix.
"Ma'am, it seems your cervix has been through massive trama. It seems it has bean damaged beyond repair. I have some bad news you may want your husband here for. Isnt he that guy who always puts on the church puppetshows?