Cervix

Jokes

What a gynecologist, says to patient who goes there for a check-up.

I'm at your cervix.

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Female War Vet Turns To Escorting

“Thank you for your cervix”

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On this international womens day I would like to say to all women everywhere

Thank you for your cervix

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What should you do after you sleep with a female soldier?

Salute her and say, “thank you for your cervix!”

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What did one rich lesbian say to the other rich lesbian?

It's so hard to get good cervix these days.

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What do you say after you have sex with a soldier girl?

Thank you for your cervix.

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What do you call an Indian girl with a punctured cervix?

Rightupinder

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What type of tax is a woman supposed to pay ?

Cervix Tax

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I got a hysterectomy at Verizon

Cervix may not be available in your area.

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Every time I go to Breast Buy

They try to sell me an extended cervix contract

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What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients?

At your cervix, m'lady

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I knew a bar where a bunch of OBGYN's would frequent.

Their favorite night to go was Wednesday because it was Cervix Industry Night.

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Know what her cervix and a plate glass patio door have in common

They both make her eyes light up when you run into them.

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What did the woman say to the doctor when she found out she had cervical cancer?

"I need some cervix done".

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OB-GYN

My uncle is a very accomplished OB-GYN. He is also incredibly humble, when asked what he does for a living, he casually responds, 'I'm in the cervix industry. '

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I went to a placenta party the other day...

the cervix was terrible.

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A woman sees her doctor because she bruised her cervix.

"Ma'am, it seems your cervix has been through massive trama. It seems it has bean damaged beyond repair. I have some bad news you may want your husband here for. Isnt he that guy who always puts on the church puppetshows?

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