Caucasian

Jokes

What do you call it when a caucasian girl who dated Bill Cosby gives birth?

Kinder Surprise.

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How did the white race get their title

Because their skin is white but their Caucasian

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Why couldnt David Wong and Stephanie Wong make a Caucasian baby?

Because two wongs don’t make a white

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This 4th of July please remember it's not "firecracker"

This Independence Day, please remember it's not "firecracker," that term is very offensive to some people. It's "fire-caucasian." Thank you.

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What do you call a kindled Caucasian?

Firecracker.

Happy 3rd of July.

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A Caucasian Man Saw an Asian in a Bar

The Caucasian man said to the Asian...

"Hey, what ese are you: Japanese, Chinese, or Vietnamese."

The Asian responded...

"I'm Korean. You, what ey are you: donkey, monkey, or Yankey?"

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Please tell me why your Caucasian Shepherd dog has such sad eyes?

Because there is no one to bite.

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So since white people can't say the n word

Then black people cannot say the c word (Caucasian)

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What do you call a Caucasian furry?

An animal cracker...

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A Caucasian man sees a Middle Eastern looking fellow at a buffet

The caucasian man asks "Aren't Muslims supposed to fast during Ramadan?"

"Sir, I'm Sikh", replies the fellow.

"Oh, then get well soon", says the Caucasian man.

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A doctor came up with a new surgery

A doctor came up with a new surgery called a “race change”. An asian man was curious, so he went through the surgery and became caucasian. Two weeks later the doctor asked, “How does it feel? Is everything okay?” The asian man said “It’s great! This whole experience was a real... eye opener”


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Did you hear about the Chinese couple who were determined to have a Caucasian baby?

Obviously they couldn't because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Once upon a time, in a land not too far away there lived a heterosexual Caucasian male...

...and he lived happily every after.

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What do you call a Caucasian pyromancer

Fire Cracker

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An Asian couple goes to the doctor and say We want to have a Caucasian baby.

The doctor says “Two Wong’s don’t make a white.”

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How do you turn an Asian into a Caucasian?

Show them pictures of the Tienanmen Square Massacre

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Two pilots are on a routine flight.

One is a Caucasian man with over 22 years of experience as a pilot. His co-pilot is a Iranian-American man who started the job just 2 months ago. This was the first time the two have flown together, so small talk is very little.

The white guy decides to break the ice. "So, you know anything about nuclear physics?" The Caucasian was a little prejudiced, but was actually curio


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What do you call a chinese man's penis?

Caucasian

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What do you call a gay Chinese man?

A Caucasian

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What do you call a white, male pornstar that was born China?

A Caucasian

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The wife of an Asian Couple gave birth to a Caucasian child, and her husband knew she had been cheating...

...Afterall, two Wongs don't make a white.

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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?

Because two Wongs don't make a white!

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What happens when a black guy and a Caucasian argue.

It ends with the black guy saying; "you know, you white"

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Some days Im really happy that my mother was Caucasian and my father was black, but other times it makes me depressed.

I might be bitonal

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What is the nationality of a Caucasian female?

(S)he's a Thai

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What is the nationality of a Caucasian female?

(S)he's a Thai

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Baby, are you a Caucasian teen with connected parents on trial for DUI manslaughter defended by a high powered attorney?

'Cause you got FINE written all over you.

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How does a brown-haired straight caucasian male change a lightbulb?

He grabs it and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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An chinese dad sees his newborn child and is startled when he realises the kid is clearly white.

He runs to the doctor and asks:

"Doctor, is it even medically possible for me and my wife - both chinese - to have a caucasian-looking baby?"

The doctor, turns to him, thinks for a bit, and replies:

"No. Two Wongs don't make a white."

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Two midget asians sit atop each other and get makeup to look Caucasian for a movie, the director says no because

two wongs don’t make a white

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A Chinese couple have a baby.

After the birth, the nurse brings the baby around so that the proud mom and dad can see it for the first time. When the nurse passes the baby to the mother, the parents notice that the baby is Caucasian. "Not our baby!" the father protests. The nurse says, "Of course this is your baby, your wife just gave birth." The father says, "No not our baby. Two Wongs don't mak


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Huge embarrassment at the NAACP science award show.

How were they supposed to know that Weed-B-Gon was invented by a Caucasian?

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How can u tell the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

One is white, the other is Wong

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How can you tell the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian?

If they're not white, they're wong.

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In an effort to not offend...

...The great white shark will now be named the average caucasian shark.

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How do you tell the difference between a Caucasian and an Asian?

If they're not white, they're Wong.

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Whats the difference between caucasian and asian men?

Asian men are lacking cauc.

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What do you call a Korean fixing a window seal?

A Caucasian

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I've just bought some blonde hair and blue eyes.

I'm saving them for a special Caucasian.

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Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian kid?

Two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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A well-informed joke about a North African girl

I met a caucasian girl from Tunisia, I would not have guessed it because she's was Northatafrican to me..

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If you are a part of the black caucus

Does that make you a black caucasian?

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I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian.

It was a real eye opening experience

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What do you call a place that you put an arrested caucasian gang member in?

A white blood cell.

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How do you call a pokmon go player with caucasian origins?

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What do you call a white guy with a small dick?

Caucasian

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Why can't Chinese have Caucasian children?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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What did the Caucasian say to the bottle opener?

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An African-American, Caucasian and an Asian walk into a bar and order drinks......

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Jess landed in NYC ...

And he there he meets a Caucasian man a Chinese man and a Indian man .

Jesus walks up to the Chinese man who has a fractured arm and a cast

Jesus : "here son let me heal you "
* touches the man's arm and heals him. *
Chinese man: "Thanka ayu so mach"
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Jesus walks up to the Indian man who has a fractured finger
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