Cataract

Jokes

What did my grandpa say to me after he had cataract surgery?

"Well that was an eye-opening experience"

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A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor...

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A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor.

After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental.

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A Chinaman goes to see the eye doctor...

After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinaman says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental." 

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What Kind of Car Does a Chinese Opthamologist Drive?

A Cataract

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A Chinese man goes to the eye doctors

A Chinese man goes into the eye doctors because he’s having trouble seeing. The doctor comes over to him and instantly finds the problem. The doctor says “Ah I see what the problem is sir. You have a cataract.” Confused, the Chinese man says “No, I drive a Lincoln!”

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A Chinese man goes to see the eye doctor

*After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinese man says, "why?" Doctor said, "you have a cataract." Chinese man says, "no, I have a Rincoln Continental.*"

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Asian guy goes to a eye doctor

After the checkup the doctor says "The problem is you have a cataract" then the Asian guy responds with"No I have a tesra"

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Chinese Eye Doctor

A man goes to his Chinese eye doctor. When he walks in the room, the doctor asks him what the problem is. The patient says, "Well I have a Cataract and I'm having trouble driving". The doctor responds,"Maybe you should switch to a Rincoln"

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What did the Chinese business man say to his opthalmologist when he was told that he had a cataract?

> No no no no no no.
I drive a Rexus.

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A regular in our cafe (true story)

I run a small cafe. A regular (R) and his wife (W) stopped in yesterday and ordered their usual meal. W said "R had surgery this morning."

R said "I had eye surgery, had a cataract removed."

When they left, I said "Goodbye R, Hope you'll see us soon."

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A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor.

The eye doctor says "I know why you're having trouble, you have a cataract". The Chinaman says " I don't have a cataract, I have a Rincoln continental".

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What's a blind Asian's favorite car?

A cataract.

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An asian man walks into an optometrist's office...

An asian man walks into an optometrist's office and gets his eyes checked out. After the test is over the optometrist says "you've got a cataract". To which the asian man replies "a cataract?! no no. Ive got a rincoln continental!"

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

*No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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Asian man goes to an optometrist...

and says "Doctor, I am having trouble seeing out of my right eye" The doctor takes a look and says "Ok, I see your problem. You have a cataract." The man replies, "No, I have a rinkon continental."

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Sex after Surgery


A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight!"

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Asian guy goes to the eye doctor

When the doctor comes back with test results and feedback he tells the Asian guy, "I've got some bad news; you have a cataract." To which, Asian guy responds "No, no, I drive a lincoln."

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A chinaman goes to the eye doctor

He says, "Doctor, I can't see!" The doctor runs some tests and says "I've figured out the problem. You have a cataract". The chinaman says to the doctor "No, i have a rincoln continental"

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A Chinese Man goes to the eye doctor

A Chinese guy goes to an eye doctor and the doctor says,
"I know why you've been having trouble. you have a cataract." and the Chinese guy says, "No I drive a rincon continental,"

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A recent article in the Daily Post reported that a man, Dave Harper, sued St Pauls Hospital, saying that after his wife had surgery there, she lost all interest in sex.

A Hospital spokesman replied:
Mrs Harper was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct her eyesight.

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Fixed50 of japanese doctors have cataracts(ignore title)

So this asian guy goes to see his optomotrist. The doctor tells him that he has cataracts. The patient asks the doctor "cataract?" And the doctor confirms "cataracts."

"Thats not right," the asian man responded, "I drive a Rincoln Continental"

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Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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What did Ellen Pao say when the doctor told her she had a cataract?

"No I don't......its a rincon contranentro!"

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

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What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

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A chinese man goes to the eye doctor...

The doctor says "You have cataract. " and the chinese guy says "No, I have a rinkin continental."

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An Asian man goes to the eye doctor and the doctor says "Sir, I'm sorry to say but you have a Cataract"...

The Asian man turns to the doctor and says "No, I have uh Rincoln Continentar"

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An Asian man goes to the doctor's office...

He tells the doctor that he's been having a hard time driving. After an exam the doctor says, "well sir, I know why you're having a hard time driving. You have a cataract." The Asian man looks confused and says, "No, I drive a Honda."

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Asian man is getting his eyes checked out...

Asian: Doc, whats wrong with me?

Doc: Well, i am sorry to say, but i think you have a cataract.....

Asian:No, doc.... a Cataract????? I got a Rinkin Contrinento!!!!!!!!

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Cataract Surgery

An Asian man walks into the eye doctor for a check up, the doctor asks, "Do you have Cataracts?"

The Asian man replies, "No, me have Hondas."

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A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor complaining of poor eyesight in his left eye.

The doctor says “I see you have a cataract”. The Chinese man says, "No I don't...I have a rincoln continental."

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A Chinaman goes to see an eye doctor.

After the exam, the doctor says, 'I know why you're having trouble.' The China man says, 'Why?' The doctor says, 'You have a Cataract'. The China man says 'No, I have a Rincoln Continental.

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Asian eye problems

So a Chinese man is having trouble with one of his eyes and goes to see the optometrist. When the testing is over, the optometrist tells the man, "I'm sorry, you have a cataract" in which the Chinese man replies "No I dont! I have a rinkoln continental!"

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