Carousel

Jokes

Did you hear about the family that had dinner on a carousel?

Thankfully there wasn't enough food to go around.

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You're riding a horse full speed. There's a giraffe next to you and a lion chasing you, what do you do?

Get your drunk ass off the carousel.

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What's the fastest ride at the carnival?

You would think it would be the roller coaster.

But really the carousel has the most horse power.

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Last week, a burglary was reported at the fairgrounds

The burglars appear to have taken the bumper cars, the Tilt-a-Whirl, the spinning teacups, the Whirligig swing, the carousel and the Ferris wheel. Detectives have been searching the fairgrounds for clues, but report they still haven't found anything to go on.

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What do you do if you find yourself riding a horse with a giraffe next to you being chased by a lion?

Get your drunk ass off the carousel!

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I caught a cold on a carousel.

I think there was something going around.

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Today, I was trapped on my horse and was surrounded by lions, dragons, and many other animals.

I got off the carousel.

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What do you do when you are riding a horse, and a cheetah and ostrich are chasing you?

You get your drunk ass off the carousel!

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Today the carousel workers union has voted

to go on rotating strikes.

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My first dad joke as a new father

Fiance: "What's the difference between a carousel and a merry go round?"

Me: "I don't know but they have their ups and downs"

...it begins

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You're riding a horse, a giraffe is running next to you and a lion is chasing you. What do you do?

Get your drunk as off the carousel.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

You turn off the carousel.

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You're on a horse, being chased by a lion, and a giraffe is keeping up with you. What do you do?

Get your drunk ass off the carousel.

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What's empty and goes round and around? A Malaysia Airlines baggage carousel.


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Drunk on a carousel

You're riding a horse full speed, there's a giraffe beside you, and you're being chase by a lion. What do you do?
Get your drunk ass off the carousel.

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What do you do when you are riding on the back of a zebra, right next to a camel, and a lion won't stop chasing you?

Get off the carousel, dumb ass. You're drunk.

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