4 Nuns go to Heaven
Four Nuns go to heaven, at the gate St Peter is waiting.
He says to them: "Answer truthfully and you may pass. Have you ever had carnal relations with a man after taking your oath of celibacy?"
The first Nun replies: "Yes, St Peter I once looked upon a man's penis and was aroused".
"Very well" said St Peter. "Wash you
A working girl is well into the carnal act with a young man when she starts laughing uncontrollably.
He asked her what's so god damn funny?
Oh it's nothing really...just an inside joke.
A priest walks up to his church's janitor
He then says that he has a problem - his stomach is very upset, and he has been running to the restroom all day. His problem is that the widow Mrs. Idoux is about to show up for her weekly confession, as she does every Friday at exactly 3:00. He asks the janitor to stand in for him at her confession, because Mrs. Idoux always has the same confession, carnal thoughts about a specific man. The pries