I dont trust caricature artists.
They sketch me out.
I made fun of an art college student with drool hanging off his face...
He decided to draw my caricature and had passers by vandalise it with mucus to teach me a lesson.
It was the spitting image of me.
The judge said I should be hung, drawn and quartered.
So they gave me a penis enlarger, a caricature and a nice room on a ship.
I am trying to write a great novel and become a cartoonist but
I was told I have to work on my caricature development.
A salesman, a zookeeper, a caricature artist and a prostitute walk into an internet cafe...
They sit down and open reddit to answer some questions.