Capsule

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Today is going to be an exciting day for me, we are going to find the time capsule i buried when I was a kid

I Can't wait to see how big my puppy has got

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What does SpaceX FALCON HEAVY capsule smell like?

Elon MUSK!

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One of my students wanted to put a Cardi B album in our class time capsule

I told her no because I don’t want people in the future thinking we sealed and buried our garbage.

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Tomorrow I'm going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid

I can't wait to see how big my puppy got!

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What do you call a time capsule from WWII?

A mine.

Edit: just made it during an English lecture about time capsule:D

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Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid.

I can't wait to see how big my puppy got

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A supervisor for NASA...

A man working for NASA is supervising 300 prospective astronauts for a mission to Mars... in a specific test, the astronauts are put in a capsule with a faulty airlock, and all the air is escaping through the faulty airlock. All of the people are required to run through the test individually, to see how they’d react in a high-stress situation. Understandably the first person to go freaks out


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Today, I'm gonna dig up the time capsule I buried when I was a kid.

I can't wait to see how big my puppy's gotten.

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I had an idea, and this is what it is

Set thrusters in capsule to RAP GOD.

RAP GOD, thats insane, you'll die!

I HAVE NO CHOICE!!

Setting all thrusters in capsule to Rap God...

Gentlemen its been an honor to work with you, may i see you on the other side of this universe, or beyond. God speed men, Rap God speed.





10 years later...


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Tomorrow I'm opening the time capsule

I buried as a kid. Can't wait to see how big my puppy got.

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Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid.

I can't wait to see how big my puppy got

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A man is cutting sides of

A man is cutting sides of a capsule before taking it.

His neighbour saw this and asked him,

” why are you cutting the sides of the capsule?

He replied ” To avoid the side effects” :P :D lolx hahhahahah

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A bar of soap is a pubic hair time capsule.

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Lost my time capsule

I put a lot of time into that

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