Canopy

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Whats the difference between a rich Scotsman, a poor Scotsman, and a dead Scotsman?

A rich Scotsman has a canopy over his bed.
A poor Scotsman has a can o’ pee under his bed.
And a dead Scotsman canna pee at all.

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The rich folk have a canopy over their bed.

I had a can of pee under my bed.

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What's the difference between a rich man and a poor man?

A rich man has a canopy over his bed; a poor man has a can o' pee under his bed.

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Twenty years ago a man was driving down a deserted road in Arizona...

...he sees a sign that says, "Amazing Red Cloud, the Indian who remembers everything."

So the guy pulls over and there under a canopy sits an American Indian.

The guy thinks for a minute and asks the Indian, "What did you have for breakfast on July 8th, 1987?"

The Indian says, "Eggs".

Skeptically, the guy says, "


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Whata the difference between a king's bed and a peasant's bed.

The king has a canopy over the bed and
The peasant has a can o' pee under the bed.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a skyscraper

Suddenly, a fire starts and the three of them are trapped on a balcony. The firemen show up and hold out a canopy for the girls to jump onto. The brunette jumps and the firemen miss her with the canopy. They apologize and encourage the other two girls to jump. The redhead jumps and the firemen miss her as well. The firemen apologize again and ensure the blonde they will catch her. She says, "


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3 men die and go to heaven

St. Peter asks them each how they died.

The first guys says, well you know I was driving to work and had this feeling I couldn’t shake that my wife was cheating on me. So I went home and sure enough I open the bedroom door and see a naked man streak past me. In a rage I start looking for him. I see these hands on our window sill and a man hangin out the window. I grab a pan a


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My Girlfriend said she wanted a canopy bed

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My friend said I should get him a canopy for his outdoor birthday party.

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For his birthday, my dad requested a canopy.

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Whit's the differ atween a rich Scotsman, a puir Scotsman, an a deid Scotsman?

The rich Scotsman has a canopy ower his bed.

The puir Scotsman has a can o pee under his bed.

The deid Scotsman cannae pee at a'.

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If a centipede a pint, how much can a precipice?

A canopy.

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The difference between a prince and a hillbilly is...

...one sleeps with a canopy over his bed, while the other sleeps with a can o' pee under his bed.

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Six hasn't been the same since he came back from Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he sees Charlie hiding in the darkness, dead bodies hanging in the canopy, and remembers the smell of blood and gunpowder.

When he sees seven, he is reminded of those days.

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