Canning

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I was slightly traumatized while canning some food.

It was a jarring experience.

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A man got a job at a canning factory

So this man had a job working on the vege' prep line at a canning factory and started to have desires that caused him some concern. He decided to go to a shrink and et some help. He made an appointment and went to the office, lay back on the couch and said to the shrink "I need help, I work at the canning factory and lately I have had an overwhelming desire to put my penis in the onion s


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Why is it called "canning" if it's storing things in glass containers and not cans?

Because renaming it at this point would be jarring.

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One farmer says to another farmer...

"You can get more sales out of your crops by canning." The second farmer looks and says, "I know, I can. I can."

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A supervisor at the canning plant stuck his dick in the pickle slicer...

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