"Hello, can I help you?"
**I'd like some batteries for my camera.**
"What does it take?"
People laugh at me when I tell them Ive never heard a fruit lie.
Guess they’ve never heard of candid apples.
(read out loud)What doesn't belong: did, elopes, Ada and sir?
To be candid I really hate cantaloupes so I'd much rather move to Canada and get cancer.
Young virgin date
Last night I dated a young virgin, the love was candid, now I am going to see the dermatologist.
A reasonably attractive girl applied for a modelling job in a glamour magazine
She was a candid eight.
A prestigious neurosurgeon calls a plumber to tend to his leaky faucet.
The problem requires an easy fix and the entire job takes less than two minutes. Before leaving, the plumber says, “That will be $200.”
The surgeon was astonished. He says, “I will be candid with you. I am a neurosurgeon and even I don't charge $100 a minute.”
The plumber says, “Yeah, I know. Before I switched to plumbing, I was a neurosurgeon too.&qu