Candid

Jokes

Candid camera

"Hello, can I help you?"

**I'd like some batteries for my camera.**

"What does it take?"

**Pictures.**

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People laugh at me when I tell them Ive never heard a fruit lie.

Guess they’ve never heard of candid apples.

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(read out loud)What doesn't belong: did, elopes, Ada and sir?

To be candid I really hate cantaloupes so I'd much rather move to Canada and get cancer.

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Young virgin date

Last night I dated a young virgin, the love was candid, now I am going to see the dermatologist.

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A reasonably attractive girl applied for a modelling job in a glamour magazine

She was a candid eight.

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A prestigious neurosurgeon calls a plumber to tend to his leaky faucet.

The problem requires an easy fix and the entire job takes less than two minutes. Before leaving, the plumber says, “That will be $200.”
The surgeon was astonished. He says, “I will be candid with you. I am a neurosurgeon and even I don't charge $100 a minute.”
The plumber says, “Yeah, I know. Before I switched to plumbing, I was a neurosurgeon too.&qu


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