Canal

Jokes

What do you get when you remove the C in canal?

Canal because there is no C in canal

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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication.

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What is the treatment for a dog with a really bad cavity?

Awooot Canal

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I hate it when allergies make my ear canal itch

Its ear-itating

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What did the job market for Danish toll collectors do after the Germans got into the canal-digging business?

It Kiel-ed over and does.

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Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia for his root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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I met a disabled girl online who didnt want a relationship she just wanted to be fucked

So I took her to a nice quite spot by the canal, put down a nice picnic blanket and laid her gently down on it. Sensually I slowly stripped all her clothes off her kissing and licking my way all over her trembling body. I then carefully folded all her clothes and put them in her wheelchair with her handbag.. and chucked the whole lot in the canal and legged it. I’m betting she’s never


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Autocorrect is embarrassing

Just text my pal asking if he wanted to go for a wank down the river!

I meant the canal

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Auto correct can be imbarrassing

Just text my pal asking if he wanted to go for a wank down the river!

I meant the canal

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What was the headline when a former Ghostbusters family dug a really long ditch in his home country?

A Dan, A Clan, A Canal, Canada

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A little boy asks his dad, "Where does poo come from?"

His father is taken aback by the question but decides to tell the son the truth.

"Well, son," he says, "food passes down the oesophagus, enters the stomach, where digestive enzymes induce a probiotic reaction. Then it passes through the alimentary canal before waste enters the colon, and then it finally emerges as poo."

"Wow," says the boy. &


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Don't insert a cotton swab in to your ear canal...

Just a Q-tip

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Autocorrect is a bitch.

I just text my friend asking if he wanted to go for a wank down the river!

I meant the canal!!!

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British joke about Turkish generalship during World War 1

After a disastrous Ottoman attack on the Suez Canal in which they couldn't cross because they hadn't been trained on how to use the German-supplied pontoons,
>The British Aubrey Herbert wrote from Shepheard's Hotel in Cairo to his friend Mark Sykes that the latest Ottoman plan was "that the Turks are going to bring thousands of camels down to the Canal and then set


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British joke on Ottoman generalship during World War I

After a disastrous Ottoman attack on the Suez Canal in which they couldn't cross because they hadn't been trained on how to use the German-supplied pontoons,
>The British Aubrey Herbert wrote from Shepheard's Hotel in Cairo to his friend Mark Sykes that the latest Ottoman plan was "that the Turks are going to bring thousand of camels down to the Canal and then set


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A guy forced his penis into my ear canal and literally destroyed my ear...

And now I got hearing AIDS.

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Why did the banana boat go to the dentist?

To get a fruit canal

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My buddy is a merchant seaman

He told me about his travels through the Suez Canal and that they didn’t want to be trapped, so they quickly unloaded in Djibouti and got the hell out of there.

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100 and 1 both went to the dentist for a root canal. 100 cried the entire surgery. 1 did not...

...because he was a little number.

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My wife says if this post gets 5000 upvotes I can get canal

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A monk refused to use anesthesia during a root canal...

Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What did man shout when explosion of ship in distant canal!

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What did man shout when empty canal shout to the busy distant canal?

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I once licked a pig's birth canal... dirty

It tasted like bacon, only better.

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Why are the Panama Leaks so important, anyways?

I mean that canal fucking sucks, so who cares.

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A dad in Alabama says to his son...

"We entered this world from the same birth canal."

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Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication.

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Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Do you know why they call Venice the city of romance?

You can't spell canal without anal.....

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A limerick for Grangemouth, Falkirk, Scotland

In Grangemouth there's an oil refinery
A port, a canal and a winery
An to thrill you to bits
All the girls have 10 tits
That is if you count them in binary

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My dear peter went swimming last night.

Right down Pussy Canal!

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Why was the boat scared?

He was on the Erie Canal.

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So a dentist just finished his first root canal...

I guess you could say it was his crowning achievement.

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Paddy goes to the pub...

He's drunk 16 pints of beer, and decides to walk home along the canal.
As he's walking along the canal he see's a chap who's just thrown himself in the canal, Paddy reacts bravely and rescues him.
The next day the police knock on Paddy's door, they ask him did he save a bloke who jumped in the canal, Paddy explains he did and that he doesn't want any speci


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I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua.

Won't yellow fever be a problem?

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Fella told the dentist he did not need anesthesia for his root canal.

Said he had only felt pain twice in his life. So the dentist finished the root canal and said I have never seen anyone like this before. May I ask about the two times you felt pain?
Fella explained he was out hunting one winter day. Felt the call of nature, so he dropped his pants and squatted next to a tree. Unfortunately, the falling poop landed on a bear trap covered by the snow which


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Why did the numbers 25, 36, and 49 go to the dentist?

For a square root canal

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What is courage??

COURAGE?

What is the meaning of courage?

Is it to fight a Bull in a bullfight without any weapon?

Is it to undertake a cross-country auto trip in a Chrysler Corporation car?

Is it to fly a fighter plane in combat?

Is it to undergo open-heart surgery knowing that the surgeon has a drinking problem?

Is it to practice free


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Why didn't the buddhist accept the Nitrous Oxide for his root canal?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocain during a root canal?

His goal: transcend dental medication

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My friends and I got so high in Amsterdam that we went to a local store and stole a couple of bags of ice....

We took them down to the canal and released them back into the wild.

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Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocaine during his root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication...

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Boy asks dad where poo comes from...

Dad explains that food passes down esophagus to stomach where digestive enzymes induce a pro-biotic reaction in the alimentary canal to extract protein before waste products descend via the colon and rectum to emerge as "poo".
"Blimey!", says the boy "so where does Tigger come from?"


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My Buddhist friend just had root canal with no anaesthetic. He wanted to transcend dental medication...

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I hate autocorrect. I just text my mate asking if he wanted to go for a wank down at the river

I meant the canal

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Another joke

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocaine during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

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Autocorrect is a bitch. I just txt my pal if he wanted to go for a wank by the river.

I meant the canal.

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