Callus

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Ive got a callus on my thumb

I call it Maria

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One day a doctor and a nurse we're talking

when the nurse asked about the doctor's recent patients. The doctor says, "oh man, I had a whopper the other day. A priest came in complaining about severe pain in the bunions on his feet. I wanted to help him but his breath was so bad, I couldn't stand it! When I told him his breath was horrendous he started crying." The nurse was taken aback, "what did you do for him?&qu


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I've got a callus on my thumb

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