A sex offender is re-arrested on suspicion of abusing a dog at a veterinary clinic.

The police investigator accosts him in interrogation: "You already had a 20-year prison sentence for sexual abuse of a minor. How could you be so disgusting and callous as to abuse a defenseless dog?!"

The offender: "I'm telling you I didn't do it! Dogs have way too much hair for me!"

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Few people know about Ghandi's dark side

and that while he was actually a very spiritual man,he was always very angry and mean whenever not in the public eye. He was constantly bent over in pain and barking at everyone that came near. One day, he was rude to an old lady passing by on the road, and much to his horror, the woman was actually a powerful witch. Because of his rudeness, the witch cursed Ghandi with horrendously bad breath, wh

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What was Ghandi?

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