Caliber

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When the Human Cannonball announced his retirement from the circus..

... thr Ringmaster said "I wish you had given more notice. It's going to be hard to find another man of your caliber."

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What caliber is Chekhov's gun?

Catch-22

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Why do circuses rarely have human cannonballs anymore?

It's hard to find men of that caliber.

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How do people even loose in biathlons?

After all, they've got a .22 caliber rifle.

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I was driving down the road when I passed a strip club that advertised it had "high caliber women".

To this day I still can't understand why they wouldn't want someone under 45 working there.

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When the Human Cannonball announced his retirement from the circus..

... thr Ringmaster said "I wish you had given more notice. It's going to be hard to find another man of your caliber."

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What's the largest caliber bullet in the world?

Your mom's dildo

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So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus...

The ringmaster said "Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another
man of your caliber!"

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Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Pistol



Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.







*This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.*



*What's the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?*



*Here's


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Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol


Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol
Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit.

*This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.*

*What's the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?*

*Here's her


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Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Fair, a spokesman said

"We'll struggle to get another man of the same caliber."

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Quick Thinking

While out walking along the edge of a pond just outside my house in The Villages with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had no


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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

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Freedom Units are Measured In...

Caliber.

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So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus...

The ringmaster said "Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"

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When the human cannonball submitted his two week notice the ringmaster had trouble finding another man of his caliber.

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He was the best human cannonball the circus ever had.

You seldom meet a man of his caliber.

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Comedy Jokes of Caliber in General - 1

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How many russians does it take to build a house? Comedy Jokes of Caliber in General! Jokes all in 1 site for nerdy Tosh type of humour! Jokes of Caliber writer is currently working as a joke writer for animated series.

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Comedy Jokes of Caliber in General! Jokes all in 1 site for nerdy Tosh type of humour! Jokes of Caliber writer, is currently working as a joke writer for animated series.

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UNBELIEVABLE!!! Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With 25 Caliber Pistol !

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator.

What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect yourself?

While out hiking in Alberta, Canada with my boyfriend, we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely a


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Men are just opposite from guns

The smaller the caliber, the bigger the bore

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Idiotic Mistake Super Funny..:P

Be sure to read through to the bottom…

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measur


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