Cadet

Jokes

The captain and some navigators are smoking weed on the bridge on the titanic

When all of a sudden a cadet bursts in from the door releasing a big cloud of weed smoke right into his face. The cadet ignores it and starts exclaiming:

"Captain! I've spotted a huge ice block of ice right in our path, we need to change course, or we will hit it!"

"Naah, don't worry about it, this is the strongest ship ever built, we'll jus


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The captain and some navigators are smoking weed on the bridge on the titanic

When all of a sudden a cadet bursts in from the door releasing a big cloud of weed smoke right into his face. The cadet ignores it and starts exclaiming:

"Captain! I've spotted a huge ice block of ice right in our path, we need to change course, or we will hit it!"

"Naah, don't worry about it, this is the strongest ship ever built, we'll jus


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I think I would be a good candidate for the Space Force....

My coworkers already think I am a space cadet already....

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James Earl Jones joins the U.S. Naval Academy.

Once there, he takes a Calculus II class notorious for its difficulty. Unlike his classmates, he isn't worried, but that all changes when he gets his first exam grade back.

"37%?! How did I do that badly?!" he asks his teacher, Admiral Smith.

"I suggest you study harder, cadet." he responds.

So he does. He spends an extra hour every


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An army cadet walks into boot camp...

Looking around, he sees a long line of soldiers. At the front is a desecrated soldier with his face bruised and battered. As the cadet watches tentatively a soldier walks up to the poor man and smacks him across the face. After that another approaches and wallops in in the ear. Finally another soldier socks the victim in the eye. Disgusted, the young cadet taps the shoulder of a man in line. "


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What's the difference between a cadet and a jew?

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A cadet pirate boards his first ship...

The chief pirate welcomed him and was showing him around the vessel "this is your room","this is where laundry is done" etc..etc...

Finally he shows him towards a barrel with a whole on the side of it. "This is where you come whenever youre horny... just put your penis in it and... you know."

The cadet was over the moon and asked the chief pi


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A drill sergeant and his cadet..

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets. As he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"


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Cadet in the Foreign Legion

A cadet in the Foreign Legion gets sent to a small outpost in the middle of the Arabian desert. There's a small group of hardened soldiers stationed there, along with a group of Bedouins who cook, clean, and tend the camels. On his first night he offhandedly asks what they do for women out there. "We use the camel," they tell him. "They use the camel?" he thinks to himself


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Submarine Captain

During a routine patrol, a submarine captain was approached suddenly by a young cadet.

"Sir, Sir, enemy warship straight ahead!"

"Get me my red shirt," ordered the captain.

The cadet returned with the captain's red shirt and they began to attack. After a successful battle, the cadet returned the captain's red shirt to his quart


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Army Cadet

A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."

The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"


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So A General is hiring a new cadet as a secretary...

The general has seen two wars and in one of them has had one of his ears blown off, and the second ear blown off in the other. He has three potential candidates and he calls in the first for the interview.

The first candidate was decent but nothing special so he decides to let him go without further ado.

The second candidate is a women who shows great potential and is ver


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